Nintendo Wiped from Australia due to acceptance of Necrophilia

RIP Nintendo Australia

Within recent days, Nintendo was accused of supporting the acceptance of Necrophilia, especially in the Australia region. The government officials of Australia have taken extreme action to terminate Nintendo from the country, unfortunately it succeeded. The only Nintendo products in this country will be obscure imports.

Head of Nintendo Australia, John Salisky. Has stated that this is true, and no longer wishes to be involved with Nintendo.

Pay our respects, Aussies. We've lost a good company, for its horrid support in lust for the dead.

More information can be found on this link.

PS - I only posted in the Spam section because it didn't really fit anywhere else.

 

Lolwut, did you read where it said "on this link"?

EDIT - Doesnt seem to accept ******* shortens. SHall fix

 

If this is real, I am sad.

 

Link won't work.
also. WHAT? how does nintendo support necrophilia ? =\

 

Joke thread is joke.

 

You had me for a second. Then I hovered over link

 

longdongs..wheres wow blows when you need him?