Blade's Essay Writing Service

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I might use this sometime for sure.

 

Thanks.
Anyone need one riht now?

 

vouch

 

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What the fuck? Not to be rude or anything, but why the hell does your first essay go from first to second person?

I'm pretty sure tense consistency is something you learn in elementary school. You really should improve your grammar.

 

/gf op

 

The story was supposed to be written in second person, and i had to go through and change everything to first person, guess i missed one. It was free, hop off.

 

You're setting up an essay service yet in your examples you're using contractions, you have improper punctuation, and your grammar is awful.

Not to mention that you went from 1st person to 2nd person out of nowhere in your first essay.

I felt awkward reading this. If I were to turn an essay of this quality into my class right now, I'd get somewhere close to a low D.

I am not questioning your writing ability. I guarantee you wrote both of these pieces in a rush, which was the first thing you did wrong. I'd start off by rewriting both essays with more consistency and a much more expanded vocabulary.

However, your second essay was written well for the most part though there is no flow and regardless of the great transition sentences I feel scattered while reading it. I'd also look at working and maybe tweak with it a little bit.

EDIT: Also 50% of your semicolons were used incorrectly.

 

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You're right, they were both rush works, and neither were paid.

 

vouch

 

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I will not be using you.

 

If you treat advertising examples as rush work, I'd shudder to see your paid essays. Rule number one in advertising is make the product look better than the result. My time is more valuable than writing flunkies C- level essays, but if you'd like a couple of well-written advertisements, I'd be happy to sell some to you. Think of it as an investment: your samples will shine so brightly that you will score hundreds of clients within weeks, easily remaking your initial investment. Whaddyasay?

(So as to avoid a ban for plagiarism, etc, here's my disclaimer: /Sarcasm.)

 

Nice troll, you had me right up until the bolded part, where you revealed that you are just as stupid as blade bro4.

 

v3- owns the ability to permanently troll any of my threads without punishment, especially suggestions.

 

Could you do an essay on the Tail of Two Cities?

 

You're not using my gfx </3
but message me about it.

 

can you write an erotica short story that i can fap to and cum

otherwise, shut the fuck up

 

Ahahahahahahah banned.