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Hello, I'm Doctor Phil. I go by Doctor Phil. You may know me from Doctor Phil show. I come on everyday at 5 o' clock.

If you need any advice, questions, feel free to ask me, and I will answer them to my knowledge.​

 

Why are you such an assmunch?

 

Ok, I was playing with my self.. Then some weird stuff came out. What's wrong with me?

 

I most certainly am not an assmunch. I do not munch on ass's thank you very much.

It appears you have had sperm come out of your penis. This is natural.

 

I don't have friends, help me.

 

There's a certain beauty in being a lone wolf. You have more time to do the things you want to do, like take introspective walks, read books, write, Create Instant Romantic Poetry, and other solitary endeavors. If you want to diversify your options, though, there are always literally billions of potential friends in the world. What's more, many of these people want to make friends just as much as you do. So consider these suggestions to meet people and form strong, lasting friendships.

1. Be yourself, or be true to yourself. A true friend will like you for who you are, not who you pretend to be.

2. Spend more time around people. If you want to make friends, you first need to put yourself out there somehow in order to meet people. Friends seldom come knocking on your door while you sit at home playing computer games.

3.Join an organization with people who have common interests. You don't necessarily have to have a lot of common interests with people in order to make friends with them. In fact, some of the most rewarding friendships are between two people who don't have much in common at all, but if you specific topic, try searching for just a location. It's a great way to meet new local people! Social networking sites such as Facebook, twitter and MySpace are great way to meet new people and learn more about the people you meet.

4. Join a sports team. A common misconception about this is that you have to be really good at playing a particular sport in order to make friends with others on the team, but not all teams are so competitive. As long as you enjoy the sport and support your teammates, joining a local team with a laid-back attitude could be a great way to make new friends.

5. Volunteer. Volunteering is a great way for people of all ages to meet others. By working together you build bonds with people, and you might meet others who have a passion for changing things the way you do—a common cause

6. Make eye contact and smile. If you have an unfriendly countenance, people are less likely to be receptive to your friendship. Be approachable by not squinting (get some glasses), frowning or appearing blankly deadpan, such expressions may look troubled or disinterested

 

Thanks Doctor <3

 

You're welcome, Gohanforever. And remember, always brush your teeth!

 

Pictures please.

 

Tmoe, I am quite sorry.

The rules clearly state that I cannot do so.

 

So you aren't a doctor? You're a poser.

 

Tmoe,

Posting those pictures could result in a ban, and I'm here to stay! (Fuck off)

 

Stay for how long?

A real doctor wouldn't say "fuck off.."

 

In order to achieve my goul of fucking, I must say fuck off atleast three times a day.

 

Proof?

 

I need no proof.

 

Good enough for me..

How long until I get my new rank?

 

Hello,
A troll is a ugly creature who hangs out under a bridge.