Funny Sports Picture/Inside Players Mind Thread

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Carlos Boozer:

Do I have the ball?
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No ------------------> Follow Deron Williams around the court until he uses my horribly telegraphed screen
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Yes -----------------> Try to create my own shot even though I have one of the best passing PGs in the league
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Did I score?
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Yes -----------------> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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No ------------------> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Zach Randolph:

Is anybody else open?
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No ----------> Steps out to shoot a 3.
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Yes ----------> Pass fakes, then proceeds to shoot a 3.




Brad Miller Offensive Playbook

PLAY 1 - THE THREE



1. Receive pass



2. Shoot three-pointer



3. Celebrate





KG
Make or miss shot
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YES ----> Pound chest
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NO -----> Pound chest and try to pass it off as fake hustle

 

I'm loling in real life. These pics are hilarious 333 you never fail to make me lol

 

Allen Iverson

going to Game or Practice
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Game ----> Attend
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Practice
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We talking about practice?
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Yes
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Not a game?
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no, its Practice
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Man we talking bout practice...
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Its not even a game, its practice
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Practice
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Practice? - Ima skip it, After all its Practice



Robert Horry:

Is it playoffs yet?
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Yes - Go back to sleep
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No - Go back to sleep

Is it the Finals yet?
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No - Go back to sleep
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Yes - Go back to sleep

Is it the last 5 minutes of the NBA finals?
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No - Go back to sleep
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Yes
--Do I have the ball?
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No - Stand around the 3PT line and wave hands to get ball handler's attention
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Yes - Shoot. Collect ring.

 

Kobe:
Do I have the ball?
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No
---> Wave my hands up and down in the air until I get the ball
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Yes
---> If I'm getting single coverage, take a shot
---> If I'm getting double teamed, take a shot
---> If I'm getting triple teamed, take a fade away shot
---> If four guys are on me, take a fade away and stick out my bottom teeth like I'm awesome. People will associate me with this face like they do with MJ's tongue.
---> If five guys are on me, maybe pass it to Gasol. Nah, take the shot just to be safe.



Re: Flowcharts for NBA players' minds

Postby Lamak on Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:46 pm
JR Smith:

Do I have the ball?
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No ------------------> Stand at 3 point line yelling with hands out ready for a pass
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Yes -----------------> Do 3 crossovers take it to the hole with a spin move, then take it back outside and jack up a 3
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Did I score?
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Yes -----------------> Throw up whatever gang sign I'm feeling that day
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No ------------------> Look around the stadium until I spot the dance squad

Isiah Thomas

Am I being employed by the New York Knicks?
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Yes - Try to sign a player for 3 times his market value and if that doesn't work trade draft picks for someone ****. Celebrate by molesting an employee.
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No - Try to kill myself by overdosing on pills and then tell the national news it wasn't me, just my daughter.


Pat Riley


Do the Heat Suck?
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Yes ------> give up coaching position and stay on as GM
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Are they on the verge of winning the championship?
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Yes ------> fire coach that I put in, and take the coaching job back
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Do they suck again?
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Yes -----> retire from coaching
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Did they get Lebron and Bosh to add to Wade
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Yes ------> Start looking for a new job, Erik Spoelstra


kobe

do i have the ball?
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yes.....shoot the ball
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no......when we're on the plane, watch the gametape and tell the teammate who didnt pass the ball to watch the part where he didnt pass the ball to me, and tell him he needs to improve on that

Ron Artest:

Do I have the ball?
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No ------------------>"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow..."
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Yes -----------------> "Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...wtf?!? Kobe passed me the ball!!!!!!"


Darko

Does the ref have a daughter?
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YES ------- rape her
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NO ------- rape his mother




Kobe:
Is my team winning?
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No
---> It's Kobe time. Get me the damn ball and let me jack it up.
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Yes
---> It's Kobe time. Get me the damn ball and let me jack it up.

Don Nelson

Do I have any players taller than 6'5"?
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NO --------- sign anonymous 6'9" guy from the CBA.
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YES -------- tell him to change the ceiling light bulb, play CJ Watson at C.

 

LOL
Good shit right here.
I loved the pics

 

really lol'd at the rasheed wallace one, I'm a pistons fan and me and my friend always said the same thing.

 

lmao at the jrsmith one, hes always shootin 3's from a mile away. but gotta love em my home team <3

this shits pretty funny: http://www.hilariousheadlines.com/talk/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/funny-sports-picture-295x300.jpg

 

Poor TMAC. His Home jersey.

 

The Brad Miller makes me lol.