Where do you keep your 'secret stash'?

The title says it all, Where do you keep your secret stash of stuff?
I am not talking about drugs, Mainly money, any notes you need kept from other people, stolen stuff etc.

inb4 it wouldn't be secret.

 

Drawers :S Or up in my cupboard.

 

On my desk, its not very secretive.

 

I frame signed shirts etc.. their on my walls and I sometimes hide stuff inside the frames cause their huge XD

 

Any more places?
I need some places where I can store a large sum of cash,
Not in a bank as I would be inclined to spend it online ):

 

Think of a place your parents wouldn't dare go near...?

 

Put cash in sealable plastic bag. Open the toilet (not the seat, the lid attached to the main part of it). Put bag inside.

Win

 

You are a genius, but if my parents dared to look in there, they would claim the cash as theres.

Thanks anyway!

 

Under my bed there is a small sheet that's hanging down. I put stuff in there, because nobody would bother to look there, and also it's kind of hard to see.

 

I hide my money by losing it, so it stays safe. But then I can't find it when I need it :\

 

I hide my money in my bank account... Safest place?

No secret stash here.

 

Inside this chess set I have that hasn't been moved in 5 years.

 

In my sock drawers.

 

I keep it in a locked cupboard in my house. Needs a combination.

 

I put mine under my bed.. well more like in my bed. Under the mattress there is a little "nook" where you can fit a good amount of money in.

 

Or you could just put it in your bank account...

 

Money in the bank, everything else in my night stand lol, not to secretive

 

My money simply sits in a drawer in my room. No one ever goes in there so it's relatively safe. I switch the spot around every once in a while though.

 

Best place. We all have clothes that our parents force us to keep that we only wear once a year, if at all. Put it in one of its pockets. Suits are a good option.

But if the plastic bag tears, then you're ruined.

 

Thats an amazing idea.