1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

789. Building your house takes minutes.

 

790. Having a female character will get 100 nerds folowwing u in no time

 

791. You dont have to buy weed, you can just rake a farming patch.

 

792. The game is so repulsive and ruins your life, yet you keep coming back to it.

 

793. The bank vault must be huge to store armor, weapons, and thousands of logs.

 

794. I'll be serious...patience and better math skills (doing calculations on what item to merch and why along with the cost of getting certain 99's).

 

795. I learned that there's many idiots who is going to pay thousands of money for game items/accounts.

 

796. I don't know if too many people will get this, but I've learned that Soviet Russia is not a place I plan on visiting any time soon.

 

797. That if I F*ck up enough pures or skillers, I will eventually learn self restraint and have determination on goals.

 

798. You can make real cash by selling virtual cash.

 

when a you meet a female avatar, its a dude irl

 

800 - Searching "Al Kharid" on Google Maps doesn't work.

 

801. Going to a jewelry store irl and asking how much geepee a diamond ring is just gets you a strange look.