Grave's Daily Banned Log

August 11, 2010
I try logging in Sythe, but I've been banned. In denial, I continue to log in repeadedly with no successful result. Depressed, I crawl into my bed and cry.

August 12, 2010
I'm starting to hear voices.

August 13, 2010
It's almost as if I'm trapped in a cage. People ask me to verify guides, and I forget that it's rather impossible to do so with my account banned. I tell them no in disappointment.

August 14, 2010
I can't take this any longer. I've resorted to using cocaine.

August 15, 2010
I'm in denial again. I tried making threads as a guest and continued trying even though it tells me to log in.

August 16, 2010
It's my birthday. I cut out cardboard boxes into the shape of people to comfort myself.

August 17, 2010
A week has passed but it feels like several months. I'm all out of cocaine and have nothing else left.

August 18, 2010
Can't sleep at night. Have horrible nightmares of being permanently banned.

August 19, 2010
Just got some Mcdonalds to make myself feel better.

August 20, 2010
I can't even fap anymore. My penis won't get hard.

August 21, 2010
I wake up, log in Sythe and remember that I am banned. I go back to sleep.

August 22, 2010
I sucessfully jack of to Justin's whore girlfriend, Alynn. Everything seems better now.

August 23, 2010
I left the house for three hours. I have no idea what the hell I was thinking.

August 24, 2010
I found some Viagra so now I can fap. Also Lena's on cam.

August 25, 2010
Don't think I can make it... tell my family I want to fucking rape their faces.

August 26, 2010
Forgot the time on Sythe is fucked and I'm still banned. I'm just going to hang myself.
(edit) Fuck yeah I'm unbanned.

August 27, 2010
(edited by Tgump) Re-Banned - likelihood of unban: 0%

January 05, 2011
Un-Banned - Accuracy of Tgump's likelihood: 0%

September 26, 2012
Re-Banned - Cost: 1 Sythe.org Advertisement spot purchased

September 26, 2012
Un-Banned - Number of moderators pissed off: 5

 

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I..WANT..MOAR​

 

+1.. That was a good laugh, Thanks

 

Its good to see you made it, I thought you were lost at the Permanently Flaccid penis.. :/

 

EDIT:
temporarily banned.

 

Yea you must be raging now dude, temp ban again?

 

I actually laughed. This is great.

 

Nah our Temp banned rank just wont go away.

It usually doesn't until tomorrow.

 

Lol'd Grave...
<3

 

August 27th -rebanned

 

August 27, 2010 re baned and you used up your get out of jail free card you mad...?

 

i miss gravy

 

@Any Mod - please update it with "Re-banned".

 

LOL,

/facepalm.

 

Updated.

 

Now people are goin' to think you're the cool one in our relationship Gump...

 

Can we make it a triangle?

 

I'm the red one.

 

rofld