Post in here and ill rap about you.

Title says it all. No newfawgs.












I am a professional rapper.

 

posting?

 

Cartman
aww man you smell like ham
shit i could eat yo ass like a bucket of KFC
eat all that chicken so fast before i Pee
dude u got cum stains on your pants
people every were posting rants

shit damn smell that ham
god damn man shazzam clabbam man rabblam

 

lolwhat

 

oshi.

 

hi womba
wanna play pokemon
fuck naw bitch im a man lets play some ghost recon fool
you think im playin with yo pikachu lookin ass man
you know cartman? man that mothafucka smelled like ham
and yo ass smell like pam

 

Are you insinuating that he uses pam as...lubricant?

(No offense Womb xP)

 

tmoe
you name fucking rhymes with hoe
cause u is what ur parents are bro
yo moma be sellin weed to yo daddy cause thats what he NEED
This fool is from virginia, home of virginia tech massacre
shassacre shit nassacre mothafuckin lassacre

 

Yahhhh shit dawg


that shit was weak like last night's vodka punch
If you're lucky you'll live this day out till lunch
cuz when newfucking faggots post up in this foruuuuum
They end up driftin' in the sea like a bucket o' chuuum
don't fuck with me kid not just tuuuhhhhday
Pokemon shits on recon fucking errrrryday

 

No he uses it as a hairspray.

 

Bitch u think u burned my ass ill drink gasoline and eat a lit match (not from eminem so stfu)

speakin of match open the latch and come jack fool
ill stick my 9 em em inside yo 2 em em

 

And you get hairspray how..?

 

Haha nerd
smokin turds
shitting birds
eatin Nerds

mm yum yum you like that hun?

 

pam isnt hairspray. nice copy pasting fag

 

dude i said u use it as a hairspray

 

no i use hairspray as hairspray....

 

I use hairspray

 

Cmon.

 

fail raps if you ask me.