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I have a lot of creativity built up but the staff doesn't want to let me express myself. So I am offering my services to the community.

All you have to do is post below, maybe put in some keywords I can work on and I will post a troll scenario for you to post. Simple as that.

Happy Trolling.

 

Insecure
Paranoid
Narcissistic

What you got?

 

Your parents just bought you a new car for your 17th birthday. You have been going out with your girlfriend for about three months. You went to a party with your girlfriend, lost track of her, and found her in your car fucking another guy. You then tried to make her look bad at school by telling everyone she is a slut, but she being more popular than you made up counter lies and now everyone hates you. You have lost your reputation, car, money, friends, and you are suicidal.

 

Naise

Money
Hoes
Pimp

 

You paranoia has caused you to fail out of university, you fear that you don't have what it takes to continue on in school. Your insecureness and paranoia cause you to drop out and start doing heavy drugs. You have lost all contact with your family and friends and you are currently on your last months rent in your apartment. You have nowhere to go.

 

lrn2narcissist

 

You and juvenilepunk had a wonderful marriage, took many trips around the world and even had three children. Your marriage was seemingly unbreakable and growing stronger every day. One day when you were out doing grocery shopping you reunited with an old class mate that has been having an affair with juvenilepunk. You have constant thoughts of divorce and suicide but you can't risk breaking up the family. You are conflicted on whether or not you should continue the marriage and pretend you never met the woman or divorce juvenilepunk and possibly commit suicide.

 

Thanks.

 

Nate
ex GF
kidnap
assault
police
fake

 

Drugs
sex
13 year old girl
police
prison

 

Pedophile
tiny cha
9

 

You and your ex-girlfriend made a sex tape a few years back and now she is threatening to show it to everyone you know. You can't think of any way to stop her, you have tried everything from nicely asking her to bribery. You have come to one final solution, you must assault and kidnap her when she is most vulnerable. You follow her out of her night class one day and gag her with a chloroform rag, tie her up, and throw her in your van. You threaten to kill her if she doesn't reveal the location of the tape. Now you have her tied up in your basement and you don't know where to go from there.

B has been cheating on C with D while 3 has been cheating on you with E and F, 1, 2, and 3 are all cheating on B, C, D, and E. They 69. You don't know what advice to give them to stop.

Obvious is obvious. You had sex with a 13 year old girl and now she is threatening to go to the police, you fear of going to prison. You need a way to convince her to drop the allegations.

You met a pedophile on tinycha t and now he is blackmailing you.

 

http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=905950
lol'd

 

Spear throwers
Aids
Africa
Monkies

 

You have been living in South Africa for three years now with your aunt and uncle. They just recently told you that your parents both died of HIV through sexual contact with monkeys and that you may be possibly infected. You rage left the house and now roam with a band of tribal men that are known for their spectacular spear throwing skills. Before you could join them they asked you to do a mission, they want you to kill off a local politician. You don't know what to do.

 

Well ffs what should I do???

 

Post it and find out.