Massive fail stories kgo beetches

I know this is tldr, but eh.


This happened to me about three weeks ago, It was my friends 23rd birthday
and he wanted me to come with him to this party. After pulling some strings I was able to go (I had never met any of these people, so they where reluctant on the thought of me being there). Anyways, I meet them all and they're all cool shit. My poison for the night was a 26er of Wisers black label. I pretty much domed the whole thing to myself throughout the night, but I did give everyone a shot or two (about 4-6 people there, the night is really hazy).

Anyways, I got offered some mdma and of course, I hopped on that like white on rice, after this the memory gets kinda blurred. So, it ends up being me and one other person still awake, and we just shoot the shit, talk about music and other crap. He passes out eventually, and I'm the last one awake.

I try falling asleep, and as soon as I lay down I started to get the spins, so I ran to the toilet. I honestly can't remember anything else after this.

I wake up in the morning to the guy's mom yelling "all your friends have to get the fuck out of here". As I get up, I realize that I'm in my underwear. My shorts? My shorts where in the bathroom, with a huge log of shit on them.
In my head I was trlolololololol'ing, but they weren't very impressed. I told them I couldn't remember the night, trying to cover up my own tracks.

I had to fucking clean up the huge log of shit, and there was a huge shit stain embedded on my pants, and my friend who invited me ditched me, leaving me to walk home from the middle of buttfuck nowhere. When I hopped on the skytrain, I could smell the shit vividly, so I'm pretty sure everyone else could aswell.

My face when this happened: :laugh:

 

Troll harder.

 

uhh. k?

 

Haha...Sounds like a nightmare....


I was at a independent league baseball game to watch my brothers team play..Hes a pitcher for them, although he was not pitching that day. So i Use to allways go running for foul balls...and this time i just felt like it...i dont know why i just got up and ran....their was a ramp and i was running full speed and i tripped and skinned the crap out of my hands...my hip...my knees and my elbow..it was only infront of like 200 people though because the stadium we went to did not bring much people. and im still having some pains on my hip...ya..it sucked...but my brother did give me a baseball signed by his whole team...and some are ex pro baseball players... so i was happy .

 

Sounds like a good night ^

 

Ouch meng! That must have been a brutal bail >_<
Well, least you have a souvenir and some battle scars to show your kids one day!

 

Im surprised i didnt break anything tbh...haha...im 17 and i have never broken any bones...

 

By the time i was 17 i'd broken my arm 3 times, wrist twice (which is now fucked a bit), jaw, nose twice, little finger knuckles once, leg, knee and my neck when i was about 6.

I guess i was a lot sillier than you