2 Truths and 1 Lie Game

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Post's 2 Truths and a Lie about yourself, and have other members answer them. Please don't post a bunch of bullshit.

Ill start

1. Ive been hit by a car.
2. Ive been drowned before and the life guard had to save me.
3. Ive been stabbed.

gogogo.

 

Was the lifeguard a boy or a girl?

 

Does it matter? o.o

 

#3   

 

=[ cheater ='[ you got it that would suck nuts to get stabbed.

 

Oh, and fuck off brandon

 

i fucked your mom
i fucked your sister
i fucked your dog

 

#2

and OP, it does matter.

 

#1. By far the ugliest, you're too classy.

 

im black
i like kfc
i'm a hard working middle class white person

 

Let's use logic.

If one is true, two has to be true and three can't be.

If two is true, both could theoretically be true with a slight bias toward number one.

If three is true, there is no god damn way one could be true and there is a 37.44% chance that two is true.

So the best answer is one, you are black.

 

I rape children
I rape adults
I rape animals