Ask a guy with a REAL mom anything!

I is not bragging, do not offend my mom pls

 

Your mother was wonderful last night. But I lost her number. Mind giving it to me?

 

How old is your mom?
Can you post pictures?
What size bra does she wear?
Does she still lactate? If so, have you recently tasted her products?
It she attracted to boys your age?
Is she attracted to you?
Have you ever fantasized about your mom while masturbating?
Has you mom fantasized about you?
Have you ever fantasized about your mom fantasizing about you but being too afraid to tell you?
You ever fantasize about your mom being being violated by one of your female schoolmates, who inadvertently trips backwards on the cord for the clothes iron and lands on a golf club in the upright position thereby going up her ass until it comes out her mouth. Then your mom awakes from her unconscious daze after being violated only to go and slip on the blood and intestinal fluids dripping out your schoolmates ass. Then you mom slips backs on another golf club. Then Tiger Woods fits into your fantasy somehow?

 

tits or gtfo

 

Congratulations!

 

Yes..

 

Have you ever dreamed of having sex with her?

 

She told me about you, she said you lured her into nightclub and tried to spike her drink, I am going to let her know about you mate, stay off my mom

dude she was on of those girls got cheated by tiger.. dont tell pls.

pineapple or gtfo

Thanks Fed.

 

Nice avatar. WoW sucks.

Well, I try to not wank per week so I can get some wet dreams, but it doesn't work, so i just fap over it.

 

Sorry I dont speak low post count

 

Gohan Who has the most post count on sythe?
I assume it's you but figured I would ask.

 

Does her hair smell nice?



OT: WoW owns.

 

I'd respond to you directly if you had the biggest post count but unfortunatley, Skele is ahead. GOGO POSTWHORE

Nah, incorrect.

 

She uses pantene that I bought her so yeah, I hope so.. Never smelt her hair, but I have smelt a different type of hair.. Errr.. >,<

 

Geeeeeeet iiiit

 

nice offline appearance so cute

 

Skele is a hacker

 

so mad.

 

Big fucking penis man.

 

nig nog nig nog