Ask a guy with a REAL girlfriend anything!

OP is just mad he asked her out and she laughed in his face. so he comes to the Spam Forum to boast about his failure.

 

No, not really.

I'm not built for soccer, but I can play it just fine. I chose not to because I can play sports that people actually care about.

Go to a football game at your school and look how many people are there having fun and actually getting into the game. Then look at the crowd next time you're playing a soccer game. Your mom is probably the only one cheering for you because nobody else cares that you're kicking a little ball down a shitty field toward an overweight goalie because that was the only position your coach would let the kid play.

 

By not built for it you mean you can't run, at least not for any long period of time.

And no actually, our school has continually won state with our soccer teams, and our football team sucks ;] And again, no, if it's a varsity sport why would a fat kid be goalie? It's pretty obvious you know nothing about the sport, and you most likely didn't play one in highschool.

 

Any real questions? ;D

 

Yea bro. Why

 

TBH you're not actually a faggot. Sorry if I offended you. I think it's great that you found a girlfriend :3

 

why is the op a faggot

 

I have a real question.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like mine?


Oh, and Hai shakaka. I think you /threaded with success. Good job!

 

Very creative.

I'm haven't been offended by anyone on this thread, doesn't matter ;]

lol banned.

I just don't know how to respond to such stupidity. I guess you won.

 

Clearly you lack the ability to maintain a conversation using contemporary entertainment, and thus you must have a low IQ. Your ability to respond is not hindered by the theory that it was 'stupid' but by your own inability to comprehend what I said.

Maybe you should try catching up with the world, Mr. Dinosaur.

 

A 17 year old can have a real relationship....... Saying that no one can is a load of shit...

 

LOL +1

This thread is pretty gay

 

Thank you.

So are almost all the other "Ask a ____" threads.

 

Have you fucked her yet?

 

King has spoken

 

Of course.

Not worth my time.

 

When people make a thread bragging about something, it usually didn't happen and is a result of their own personal insecurities and/or is an attempt to escape the pathetic reality that they call their life. Your intention in starting this thread was to brag, yet nobody was impressed, probably as a result of them not believing you, in turn making you look extremely pathetic and weak. I'd suggest you just let this thread die, because the longer it goes on the more pathetic you look.

 

Use lube?

 

I made it as a joke thread along with allll the other "Ask a ___". It's absolutely hysterical how everyone has come on here and tried to trash me for it, including yourself. I could care less if the thread goes on forever, because you're all people I don't give 2 fucks about.

 

Shakaka > Spam forum

OP is now a fag.