Messing With Magic Jack Support.

So I decided to play a little joke on Magic Jack support.
Other people should do it too, so we can get a good joke thread going

Please wait for a site operator to respond.

You are now chatting with 'Azael'

Your Issue ID for this chat is LTK4190122999057X

Azael: Hello, how may I help you?

Max Powers: Hi, Magic Jack is BROKEN.

Azael: May I know if it is physically broken?

Max Powers: I think so. Magic Jack is making a loud screeching noise when I plug Magic Jack in.

Max Powers: You type slow as HELL.

Azael: May I know where would that noise will come out?

Max Powers: I think it's coming from either Magic Jack...or Magic Jack.

Azael: Can I have your magicJack phone number?

Max Powers: I don't have one, it doesnt work.

Azael: Since when did you encounter such issue?

Max Powers: 14.895 seconds after I plugged it in for the first time.

Max Powers: To be quite Frank, Jack is getting louder.

Azael: Is your magicJack plugged in right now with the blue light on?

Max Powers: Magic Jack is plugged into my PC, and the blue light is red.

Max Powers: and its screeching.

Azael: Do you have the dial pad in your screen?

Max Powers: No.

Azael: Please click the link to download and run the magicJack upgrade (applicable for both XP & Vista):

Azael: http://upgrades.magicjack.com/upgrade/upgrade.exe

Max Powers: DID YOU JUST ATTEMPT TO SEND ME A VIRUS?!

Azael: No.

Max Powers: I don't want to download anything. I just want Jack to stop screeching.

Max Powers: Jack sounds like it is in pain.

Azael: You may simply unplug the magicJack.

Max Powers: It says to take Magic Jack to the hospital.

Max Powers: I hit Magic Jack with a stick I found out side, and it stopped for a little bit.

Azael: Alright.

Azael: Is there anything else I may help you with today?

Max Powers: Yeah, make this thing shut the fuck up. My left ear is BLEEDING.

Max Powers: Your product, made my fucking ear bleed.

Max Powers: Now Magic Jack wont even stay plugged into my PC.

Azael: You may go to the hospital to stop your ear from bleeding.

Azael: Do you really have a magicJack?

Max Powers: So you're telling me to drive to the hospital in this condition.

Max Powers: I have a Magic Jack.

Max Powers: Jack worked his Magic. And now Magic Jack wont stfu about his Magic Jack.

Azael: Our product really works good.

Max Powers: Your product FUCKED my ears UP. And I cant even call my mom to cuss out her this morning.

Azael: Hurry to the hospital now.

Max Powers: No.

Azael: Why?

Max Powers: Will you just help me make Magic Jack stop his Magic Screech?

Azael: Simply unplug the magicJack from the USB port of your computer.

Max Powers: The screech is of something in pain.

Max Powers: Its not plugged in anymore.

Azael: Great.

Max Powers: Its still screeching.

Azael: Screeching from where?

Max Powers: Magic Jack.

Max Powers: Are you a woman?

Azael: You've got to be kidding.

Azael: Yes.

Max Powers: Say my name.

Azael: What is your name, by the way?

Max Powers: Max Powers.

Max Powers: And Magic Jack, wont shut the Magic up.

Azael: Hello, Max Powers.

Max Powers: Hot.

Max Powers: I tried plugging Magic Jack into my pc with his USB extension.

Max Powers: It was even louder when i attached the extension to him.

Azael: And then?

Max Powers: Wtf do you mean "And then?" It got louder.

Max Powers: It just crashed my laptop and cleared my HDD , and now Magic Jack is hitting me.

Max Powers: I'D LIKE SOME HELP PL0X!

Azael: Are you alright?

Max Powers: Yeah I'm good, Magic Jack stopped hitting me cuz I'll whoop his ass.

Max Powers: ....ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY DILEMMA?!

Azael: Obviously.

Max Powers: IT JUST CLEARED THE FUCKING HDD ON MY LAPTOP, IM NOT KIDDING. I RUN UBUNTU LINUX , AND HAD VALUABLE INFORMATION ON THAT.

Max Powers: Lol, jk, im not a noob.

Azael: Alright.

Max Powers: OH MY GODDDDDD YOU TYPE SLOW.

Max Powers: I broke Magic Jack.

Max Powers: It stopped screeching.

Azael: I would love to help you but it seems that you are just making fun. If you really, do not have magicJack concern, please stop this conversation. We are religiously working in here.

Max Powers: Was it funny?

Azael: No, it was not.

Max Powers: Well fuck you. You said you were laughing.

Max Powers: Know any good porn sites?

Azael: Did I?

Max Powers: Yes ):

Azael: I do not know any porn sites. I am not into that thing.

Max Powers: Oh, well. Wanna hang out some time? Porns gross, I just needed to get Magic Jack going.

Thats our conversation lol. How long did it take you to get that Magic Jack was a person? Lolol.