1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

Whichevers next - All bankers look exactly the same.
After that. - There is a place that has unlimited amounts of all items and knows the exact price of them always.

 

723) you can eat sharks at once!

 

724) Chuck Norris is Zezima in Runescape.

 

725) I can walk through fire.

 

726) i learnt how to type without looking (95+ words a min)

 

727) It takes three bites to eat a cake, but one to eat a whole shark..

 

728) You can weigh -7KG and still not be weightless. IE; Fly.

 

631) i can get thousonds of pounds in hours...

 

729) I can fall into a pit of iron spikes and still live.

 

I can relax near a farm

 

731- I learned how to "jig"

 

732-i learned that the world is 90% male.

 

733- I have learned that you can make a thousand bows an hour using 3 small logs for each bow.

 

Old men rob banks and steal festive paper hats.

 

I also learned you can start a fire in less than 2 seconds!

 

736.) I learned that no matter how deep in the wilderness you are... your target can ALWAYS get away...

 

737) The world is updated every now and then.

 

I learned that even if they have boobs they aren't actually women.

 

738. Everyone runs at the exact same speed, even if one is wearing plain clothes, and another is wearing 60 kg's of armour.

 

739) If you swear stars come up