Lol

This is funny stuff

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~jimella/laws01.htm

 

tl;dr

 

South Carolina

1. It is legal to beat your wife on a Sunday morning on the steps of the state house. [Thanks to Ashleigh McGee for that one]


i lol'd cuz i live in sc.

 

lmfao

 

8.It is illegal to have sexual intercourse with a porcupine.
9.It is illegal for a woman to bungie jump naked on Sunday before midday

you have to wonder what made them need to make those laws

 

8. Some hill billy decided one day when he was tired banging his sister he had a bright idea to fuck the cute, little porcupine sitting in front of his big, red truck, which resulted in a lot of spikes in his penis, where he blamed the porcupine that he was raped.

9. While the family is driving to early morning Church, they spot a butt-naked woman standing on the side of the only bridge to get on the island that church is located on, ready to go bungie jump.

 

lol newfag lrn2tl;dr nub