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  1. Blade

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    So i just had sex for the first time lawls. I'd been around the bases with tons of girls plenty of times, but i wanted to get it over with just to say i've done it.
    Well here's the thing, the condom broke as i was goin in the first time. I stopped and we both knew that we had to stop, but somehow it happened anyway. I pulled out and came on her chest way before anything entered her, but i'm still worried. She can't tell anyone and i don't know where the hell to get plan b.
    So uh, advice? And i know, dumbass move, but hormones>common sense.
     
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    step 1) go buy pregnancy test
    step 2) if negative = buy condom and some extra condoms in case
     
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    ye i got that. my extras were at my mom's... And if positive adoption and we're never telling anyone it's mine, i have amazing grades, am very important to my school's sports, and my parents would flip.
     
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    Morning after pill... Works for about 48 hours after sex.
     
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    Morning after pill/4Days after pill.
    You can buy on the internet but they're pricey.. In the UK there are places you can go to get it for free..
    Get moar condoms!
    Oh and if it's too late for either of the pills just wait for her next period.. Itll probably be late 'cause she'll stress out about not having it
     
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    where? dude i'm 16. no car.
     
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    15 almost 16 :D
     
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    Buy Plan B from your local Pharmacy -
    You have to be 17 to get it without a perscription, however.
     
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    I lol'd. First quote I've put in my sig in a while.

    Pro-tip, if you don't know what to do in this situation, maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't be having sex ;).
     
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    No dude, you're fine.

    don't worry about it, not going to happen from busting on her chest
     
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    lmao. - 4 people reading this topic? lawls @ posting link in tc.
     
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    You've been poorly educated on sex. There's a possibility that she could still be pregnant even if you pulled out and ejaculated on her chest, as precum contains sperm. You should be able to get the morning after pill from any pharmacy. God help you if you don't live anywhere near a pharmacy. I hope she's not pro-life.
     
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    verts - thanks i read up on that. And we discussed it beforehand, adoption and keeping the father anonymous is the choice. not going to work well, i know, but we live in a small town with no pharmacy.
     
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    So... if she got pregnant, she'd have the baby? She's insane.
     
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    She'll change her mind. She said the sex hurt. I was like lolwut? you have NO idea.
     
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    If it was her first time, I don't doubt that it was uncomfortable >.>
     
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    Loads of options for you;

    Morning after Pill

    Abortion

    She could be pregnant I know the nerves you get in your first time, like before you knew it while ur erect you could still produce sperm.


    be more careful...
     
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    My first time didn't hurt, but it's normal for it to be quite painful for the girl.
     
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    Man don't worry, you are probably in the clear. Even if you did go inside her, there is still a high chance she won't get pregnant.
     
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    You shouldn't encourage people to try and put this off. There is still a risk, whether the chance be small or not. As I said previously, precum contains sperm too.
     
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