Anyone have any tips for jerking off?

Hello,

I'm new to the scene and I was wondering if anyone had some tips on jerking off? I was involved with some indigenous tribes recently and long story short I've forgotten how to talk.




Signed,


John Kovoloskinovich

 

Get two fluorescent light bulbs and stick it in a can. owait

 

Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, swallow the gravy.


OT: Vaseline.

 

Use your left hand.

 

Fixed.

 

Good ol' sleeping beauty?

 

Just before you're about to explode, pinch the tip of your dick and squeeze - it drastically reduces the amount of blood in your cock, and it means you can start again from the beginning.... a very useful technique to use if you think you're going to finish too quickly, or before a girl.

 

Also, don't do what everyone else does when they have an orgasm and hold your breath.
Breathe consistently, steadily, and calmly.... it also increases your pleasure.

 

Prince charming, kthx4tehnudesbye.

 

Thanks for making my day! LOOL

 

problem solved.

 

They're both good techniques for sex AND if you're having a fap ^_^
I actually know those from the top of my head.... I didn't Google anything. Haha

 

expert much?

 

Hump your bed into you come hard as a rock then go 25x faster it feel like your going in a wet girl pussy.

 

I think Louis has a guide about this somewhere. Maybe he can help you out.

 

When you're about to cum, squeeze a bit with yo hand

 

Do a handstand, and then proceed to masturbate. It makes the climax so much more dramatic.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig1UExWbb1o

 

As you start to climax, mentally visualize your father naked and/or in sexual position. Continually do this over the space of a year and... JACKPOT, you've engineered yourself to be bisexual, if not homosexual. You can thank me later.

 

Omg. No.