funny rhyme and song

first rhyme
roses are red lemons are sour...now open your legs and give me an hour

song its a playoff of the beverly hillbillys theme song

Now let me tell you a story bout a man name Jed
Took Mary Anne and threw her in the bed.
Down came the zipper and out came the worm.
Then come out the bubblin sperm.
Giz that iz
Swimming pools,Pornstars

 

Hahaha thats pretty clever bro, sweet job

 

Ha, Lol. Make the rest of it?

 

I woke up in the morning,
Hearing the knock of my front door.
I never knew what love was,
I never knew before.
I saw the golden maiden
From all my forgotten dreams.

Now I finally realized,
Life was better then what it seems.
I have no further regrets,
I have nothing else to say.
If love is forbidden,
I will love her anyway
You can’t help me,you can’t stop me.
I love her with all my might.
You cant hurt me,you can’t stop me.
The golden maiden is all my light.
I woke up in the midnight,
hearing the ringing in my ear.
I turned off the alarm and checked
if anyone was here.
When I didn’t see her
I then started to cry.
Then I heard an angels voice
and saw a golden spark within my eye.
I saw my goddess,the golden maiden
I knew that everything was alright.
I gazed upon her,my golden maiden
Forever spellbound by the night.






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