Creepy story...In my house!

A few weeks ago I came home from work quite a bit early because I wasn't feeling too well. I opened the door to my
crappy apartment and walked into the usual clothes strewn all over the floor, empty beer cans laying all over and to
my dismay, I couldn't find my dog trixie. She was a small pup, only a few months old, but would always come and
greet me at arrival. I figgured she was prolly sleeping, as I did come home earlier today then normal. I walked into
my bedroom and turned on the TV which, having no cable, was a pretty lousy way to kill time all in itself. Sitting
there watching reruns of full house was when I heard it, a high pitched yelp from my kitchen. I jumped up and ran out there, to my shock
it was empty, except for a large cardboard box in the center of the room. What I seen next horrified me, I glanced up at the clock, it
read 4:54, so I turned around opened the door, got on the floor EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR, OPENED THE DOOR GOT ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY
WALK THE DINOSAUR BOOM BOOM AKALAKALAKA BOOM, BOOM BOOM AKALAKA BOOM BOOM.

 

What the fuck?

 

How do you not understand this?

Duh, it's a lesbian porn flick.

 

Cool story bro'
I wish i could understand it.

 

i dont get it what happened to the dog?