How to cheat in a math test

This guide will teach you how to cheat in a Math examination or test. The method I am going to show works perfectly if you're going to use it on Maths, but not so well with other subjects. Basically it's useful if you can't remember formulas and such. As most tests require a calculator, why not use it to your advantage?​

There are two ways you can cheat in a Maths test. The first way is by writing formulas on the cover of your calculator or by using the letter and numbers on your calculator with your friend.​

Requirements:
A calculator with a cover
A nice friend (who is smart) no point of a dumb shit to copy off.

Method 1:


1) Get your maths book out and find the the formulas you have to remember for the test.






2) Get a felt tip pen. It must be felt tip as other pens are harder to use to write on the cover and it is easier for you to rub out the formula when a teacher gets suspicious.



3) Write all the formula you need on the cover. It must be neat as you don't want to be looking too much at the cover and get caught cheating. Also write it in bigger numbers and letters so that it is easier to see from far away.




4) While you're giving the test, don't open your calculator until you get to the question that you're going to cheat on. Open up your calculator as little as possible or the teacher may become suspicious of you. Look at the picture below for a clear demonstration.





5) Don't keep opening and closing the cover, just keep it open while facing down on your desk. Refer to the picture below for a demonstration.




6) Once you're done with the test and out of the room, go to the bathroom and rub the answers away (you don't want someone to find out that you've cheated). Rubbing out should be done with your saliva as it's easy to do if you wrote it in with a felt tip pen.



Method 2:

This way has a less chance of being caught but a higher chance of getting the question wrong.

1) Try and sit next your friend. This may be hard if your school does it by the name system.

2) Find a question you get stuck on and make a planned noise such as pencil dropping or your leg shaking.

3) Type the question number and a close bracket to show your friend which one you are stuck. Should look something like this (4.)



4) Let you friend know to type the answer on the calculator . It should look like this 4.a).




5) Clear the calculator and you're clear for the rest of the exam.




The Do's and Dont's

Do's:
Act calm never give anybody a reason for thinking your cheating.
Don't act differently while you are doing the test.
Never tell anybody you cheated.
If anybody accuses you of cheating; just deny it.
Only cheat with a trustworthy friend.

Dont's:
Act differently.
Admit cheating to your friends.
Boasting that you cheated.

This is what happens when you get caught cheating:






This is how some dumb people cheat:

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Ha, I love this guide, I found it quite hilarious.
Well structured, good use of pictures, colours, and right size font. Everyone would generally think of the calculator method, with the formulas on, but the other one is genius. This could as well work for some physic exams as well.
Maybe you could add the consequences of cheating, or something along those lines.
But good guide overall, thanks.

 

this made me lol, cant have cases or your calculator in exams and i have set spaces to sit. otherwise i would use this xD

 

Nice guide. It's very useful, and I might try it sometime lol.

 

good guide thanks I like it anyways .

 

Love it. Never would have though to write it on the actual cover.

 

Thank you everybody, i might add consequences of cheating some time later, I want to get my 5th guide finished first.

 

I use to write the formulas on the back of the card in the Casio calculators. Never got caught in high school.

Great guide. Going for UE?

 

Hmm I heard you can transfer TXT files to a Graphical Casio? anyone no how? (with graphs etc.)

 

Lol bro, i know some of the ones you posted but not the ones showing your friends Lol, I love that calculator it's the best with fractions .

 

I think that calculator you are referring too is not board approved.

I'm happy you like it. Tbh i thought everybody would know of the friend option and not know the case.

Thank you very much, any suggestions on how to make the guide 10/10.

 

haha i always used to write stuff in my calculator to cheat. nice guide 8/10

 

Yeah, I agree, that would make it even better.

 

I made the top half of the pictures smaller, should i make them smaller or are they at a good size now?

 

or you could buy a ti83 and simply put notes in the lists... you can even create and backup programs assuming they plan on clearing the calculators.

 

Not board approved, some schools check if your calculator is board approved and if it isn't. Unlucky for you.

 

Or you can realize how easy it is, and actually memorize the formulas. Math in the USA is by far the easiest.

 

Where I live, TI-83 and TI-89 are approved, hell they have TI-89s for us to use if we dont own a calculator, you can store so much shit in 89s, sense u need a calculator for calculus and physics u can just put all ur loot in there