lol so..

Yesterday I went over to my black friend's house. His mom made food and I ate everything cept the watermelon. There was also another white guy and he didn't eat any either. Anyway, the mom comes over and asks us to have some watermelon, we're like nty. She comes back again and tells us to have watermelon again. We say no, and she asks us if we eat watermelon at home. So my white friend's like no, and just to get her to gtfo I'm like no also. She has this wtf face on and then she's like "amg really?" and I'm like well yeah I eat it sometimes. Then she's like "okay I just wanted to make sure we're not the only family who eats them. Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air". Then she walked out.

 

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Prince of Bel Air stood out the second I opened.

 

This, almost always if it's tl;dr i read the last line first

 

well fuck you guys i'm going to go play a game

 

fagggggggggggggggggggggggg

 

the game

 

tl;dr

 

I leik

 

You're a fucking asshole.

 

inorite
stfu

 

why did deadly do dat

 

Fuck.

 

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Grave!

 

Made A

 

.self

 

Reque

 

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