1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

605. Little kids can rule the world with pixels.

 

605) I can get clothes for phr33.
606) Chickens k0 me.

 

You can become a millionaire in days or less.

 

607^

608.
Jagex are fucking idiots.

609.
You can keep multiple Easter Eggs in your back pack without them melting.

 

610. You can have a "girl friend" in runescape, but usually its a 60 year old creep who wants you.

611. If you play runescape legitly, you have no life.

 

612) Willow Trees grow near water
613) Copper + tin = bronze

 

614)im cool and popular wearing a purple party hat in the game, but when i where my homemade one in public, people point and laugh..... =-(

615) if i wanted to, i can become a girl.....

 

There is one big machine, which'll sell you anything, and you can go to and buy anything.

 

616^

617) If your in need of cash, simply go slay a few dragons or other mythical creatures.

618) If your feeling lazy and don't want to "live" you can simply have a bot do your tasks for you.

 

619) Everybody on runescape is stuck on a perminant dry spell . (;

 

620) When i die i will respawn in this place called Lumbridge and somehow bring back only 3 of my items unless i have a skull over my head.

 

621. I get a chance of re-living my life after I have died in Lumbridge.

 

622) I can drink thousands of beers and vodkas and never get drunk

 

623 )You can jump up, and suddenly appear wherever you want

 

624) It's not weird to pick up bones and bury them on a solid surface.

(Meaning you can bury bones on bridges/wooden floors ect)

 

625) when you kill stuff it drops raw stakes already prepped.
626) pryo maniacism is a skill
627) capes are the apex of awesomeness

 

628) anything AND everything has a value in coins

 

629) There are more religions then ony Christs, Muslims, and boedism..

 

630) If I swear I get banned irl.

 

631) Magic is real! now make my bones turn to peaches