1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

573) That saving my easter eggs for years will then make it worth something.

 

574) Birds are thiefs.

 

574) Don't trust anybody

 

(575 eating with almost full health while pking makes people cry.

 

576.That as long as a Vampire is in a fishing contest he can stand in daylight for as long as he wants

 

577). Bill Gates runs merchanting clans and owns all teh party hats.

 

578) Death isn't the end

 

589)

Unless you walk around with a whip in your hand, and you can put someone in a block of ice in less than 3 seconds, you are a n00b.

 

590 ) if a block of ice falls on you, then it will thaw off in 30 seconds

 

590) I can run into the wilderness and shoot people with a hand-cannon and get paid.

591)I can a pray to god to help me kill someone.

592) A bank will hold weapons

593) people respect me when i wear party hats in public

 

If you're famous you get flamed more than complimented

 

595) That no matter how many times you talk to someone, they never seem to remember talking to you the first 9,000 times until you do what they tell you to.

 

wasnt this stickied?

 

^this, and why would it be unstickied without an explanation?

 

596. You can go on a magic carpet.
597. Skirts are cool.
598. If you die you come back to life with 25 less items than you had before.
599. Praying somehow helps you?
600. You can build a room in your house in less than 5 seconds...

w00t 600th post[;

 

The girls are, oh wait their are none.

 

601. it is common practice to kill dragons and wear their skin

 

602. You can ignore people by simply adding them to a list.

 

603. Fags can act like fags and not get beat (in real life, anyway).

 

604. When you have a paper partyhat you are treated as a god.