Funny ass facebook messages.

Some gay black guy is raging because I called his friend (also gay/black) a faggot. Will edit in new messages as they come. I felt like this had to be shared with the world, he looks retarded.

-yuu are suchh a fuqn azzhoLe!!! ii hope yuu fall iin a damn hoLe andd dye yuu fuqn emo cum dumpsterr. .

Your words are so hurtful. Brb suicide.

-qo dew wutt yuu dew best andd slice yur arm open. yu'll bee dewinqq da world a favor. andd for da recordd, hazari aaron dieqo castro iZ myy real name, bytch!! but yuu kan kall mee hazari minaj, hazari lewinski, hazari da ninja, hazari da boss, or hazari da harajuku barbie. . lls!

Alright, I'll call you Barbie. And I can be your Ken.
But on the forreal, shut the fuck up and quit messaging me, I don't know you, so I don't know why you're messaging me.

-kuz yuu needd tew realize who yuu fuckinqq witt. der are ppl inn dis worldd who are different frum yuu andd dat duznt qive yuu da rite tew talk shyt ova nuthinqq. iff pariz wantzs tew type lyk mee, den datzs hiz decision. hee iz a qrown man andd kan dew wut hee wantzs tew. andd juzt kuz we're qayy dont mean yuu kan kall us out of our name. dat iz unacceptablee. andd iff yuu fuck witt myy friendzs, den yuu're fuckinqq witt mee. dis whole thanqq kud hav easilyy ben avoidedd if yuu hadnt botheredd pariz inn da first placee!

Haha. I can call you whatever I want, just like you can call me "emo cum dumpster" and he can call me "little high schooler" etc.

Honestly... what are you trying to accomplish from this message? Like what's your final goal? Because I already have your friend deleted off my friends.

I need to realize who I'm fucking with? Two responses to that.
1: You're the one fucking with me, you messaged me first calling me an emo cum dumpster.
2: I know who I'm talking to, some nobody who talks shit behind his computer. You're a pussy. No matter how much you try to pretend that you're not. Now quit messaging me.

-wutt wuz yur qoal inn talkinqq shyt on paris'z status??? wutt were yuu tryna accomplish??? correction, iim on a celly, not a komputer. ii wudnt hav fuckedd witt yuu iif hadnt fuckedd witt myy friiend. so yuu reallyy walkedd into it, dumb azz. let mee katch yuu round old courthouse wayy inn denbiqh andd see wutt happenzs den. ii will knockk da shyt outta yuu andd wipe yur face inn da qroundd, keepp playinqq. . wait til mee andd myy crew qet a holdd ov yuu. yuu wont bee talkinqq shyt den, ya lil bytch.

Is that a threat? I don't go by wherever the fuck that place is that you just named anyways, because I'm not a nigger, but I'm not afraid of you or your fucking gay crime mob. You're not scaring anybody.

Will add more as they come >_> this made me lol, but I'll probably get flamed by spam forum people for posting it.

 

tl;dr

its the spam forum, 'not kill the spam forum' forum

we dont care about this because were all illiterate and the only thing funny is skeles gifs (ehh)

 

misplaced ', therefore your point is invalid.

next.

 

U still a moron heh? I didnt misplace it

 

its the spam forum, not 'kill the spam forum' forum*

 

Are you stupid

 

Apparently, because I don't see what you're hinting at.

 

Read the damn sentence.. what part of that doesnt make sense in your tiny brain?

 

I give up. Not really a huge deal to me. Have fun with your 11.99 posts per day since July BRAH.

 

First of all your a faggot, Second, your a known scammer who recovers accounts, third your a faggot, fourth that nigger could probably beat your faggot asss. Fifth, noone cares about your failed social life with gay black men you fag.

Edit: I forgot to mention that along with being a faggot, your a faggot.

 

Thank you. Also have had fun with the thousands I've made.

lolwut

 

That was directed towards fretsonfire just in case you thought i meant you

 

ugotscared of me lol

 

No just stating that it was towards that fag

 

Shit dawg i thought i was kidding

/facepalm

 

he's right

 

You sound like a flaming dickhead who thinks he's a big man by posting the responses to messages here. Let me tell you something, you're a flaming dickhead

 

troll much?

 

Didn't yo mamma tell yo to not feed the trolls?


Also,

tl;dr

 

Lol you're gonna get beat up. Post pics.