Don't you hate it when you wake up in the morning not feeling like P.Diddy?

Fuck.

 

now i've been wondering, what does p. diddy feel like? for all i know he could be severely depressed caused by severe child abuse. if that's what he feels like, i'm glad i didn't wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. because when i leave for the night i ain't comin back i'm talkin evrybdy gettin' crunk crunk boys wana touch my junk junk gonna slap him if he gettin 2 drunk drunk. don't stop make it rock pop some rocks tonight gonna light till the sunlight. or something idk man.

 

K-3-V-1-N for admin tbh.

 

msg2shrt

 

Well, sir, since you're obviously curious;

Imagine.. Brad Pitt.. Megan Fox..

And remember that time on Family Guy where they were doing the Hitler skit? Well, in the army crowd, all the way on the left, there was a guy with an eye patch. Okay, imagine he had a daughter with like.. Bill Clinton's wife, and that daughter one day decided to buy like.. Sherbert Rainbow icecream, or something. Okay, so, after the daughter has licked all over the icecream, loaned it to her lesbian friend for a week, and used it to seduce her middle aged math teacher, imagine that delicious icecream had sex with Chuck Norris, and they had 'Ice Norris'.

Okay, so, back to the beginning.

We have Brad Pitt, Megan Fox, and Ice Norris. Imagine all of them, mixed into one person.

That, my friend, is what P.Diddy feels like. Every. Fucking. Morning.

 

so that makes up for the years of violent molestation? you guys make me fucking sick

 

he just fucks women

 

Support, first time i laughed at my comp in awhile.