You know you're addicted to WoW when...

I saw this in the runescape section and i just HAD to make it here. Ill start off with a couple:

I will judge them and the ones i think are funny (or if a mod decides to put it in) will be added to the official list!

Official List:
1. You know you're addicted to WoW when whenever you hear your microwave ding you say "gratz".
2. You know you're addicted to WoW when your girlfriend's pants are a very low drop rate.
3. You know you're addicted to WoW when you go to a graveyard or cemetery and wonder, "Where the **** is the Spirit Healer?"
4. You know you're addicted to WoW when you take even just a moment to consider option (A) get laid or option (B) 25-man ICC Guild clear... ever.
5. You know you're addicted to WoW when your teacher fails your essay paper because Turalyon wasn't a famous historical figure.



Have fun everyone

 

1. ...you ask a chef, "What's the dps of your knife?"

2. ...you think you can use one of the coals from your fireplace as a hearthstone.

3. ...you go to a graveyard or cemetery and wonder, "Where the **** is the Spirit Healer?"

4. ...you go to a graveyard or cemetery and wonder, "Why the hell doesn't anyone just res?"

5. ...you go to a daycare center and wonder, "What's with all the gnomes?"

6. ...you try to tame a bear or any other wild animal and expect it to obey you as soon as you try.

7. ...you shoot someone or something and not expect it to die or get injured badly in one shot.

8. ...you try to sell your computer saying, "Selling computer, 250g."

9. ...you get injured and think you can heal simply by eating something.

10. ...you think you can make something by using the position you would use
if you were trying to unlock something.

11. ...you see a crocodile and say, "0mgz0rz cr0c0l1sk!11one!"

12. ...you go to a jungle and think you're in Stranglethorn Vale

13. ...you see an eagle and try to ride on it.

14. ...you see a bat and you try to ride on it.

15. ...you see a lion and try to ride on it.

16. ...you see a deer or raven and try to ride on it.

17. ...you win an object such as a painting at an auction and hope to find it in your mailbox.

18. ...you see a fat or muscular midget and think he/she is a Dwarf.

19. ...you look at a hedgehog and thing it looks like a mini Razorfen.

20. ...you try to sell some rocks or other useless items to a store.

21. ...you go to a farm and you're like, "Wait a second, am I in Westfall?"

22. ...you're in the middle of the desert and say, "Am I in the Badlands?" and afterwards say, "Why isn't this place littered with coyotes?"

23. ...you go to a random person and hug them, thinking you just did an emote.

24. ...you're in the mountains, a mountain lion attacks you, and you try fighting it like you would in World of Warcraft.

25. ...you think you never have to use the bathroom.

26. ...you think of "Defias" when you hear the word "gang"

27. ...you tell your mom/dad/friends you got ganked when you get beat up by bullies/gangsters.

28. ...you think you can make weapons/armor just by carrying a backpack full of metal bars and just hammering an anvil pointlessly.

29. ...you think all you do is just go through the pages of a book and actually learn difficult skills/lessons.

30. ...you think someone healed you when light shines on you.

31. ...you always kneel or sit ciss-crossed when you eat or drink.

32. ...you think by drinking fruit punch in the middle of a fight with someone/something will heal you.

33. ...you see someone walk by you and wonder what level they are.

34. ...you think you can't kill kids.

35. ...you walk into a mall/shopping center and hope the security guards don't attack you.

36. ...you think you might still be able to fight a burglar armed with a gun even though he shot you.

37. ...you go to a shooting range and wonder, "Why isn't my skill in guns increasing?"

38. ...you go on a cruise and think you'll get to your destination in thirty seconds.

39. ...you think all males/females around you are hot.

40. ...you think you can get a sex change to play as a character the opposite gender.

 

truthfully that is the only good one. thansk for the inputs!

 

/youknowyouareaddictedtowowwhen

 

You know you are addicted to wow when on the internet, instead of describing emotions and actions you just /action them.


Also, you know you are / were addicted to wow when you see one of these threads and it makes you sick to your stomach.

 

You know your addicted WOW when you throw your computer at your mom for not letting you play.

 

*raises hand* lol jk.

nice inputs guys, hopefully we will get a better list than the runefags

 

I have bought a WoW game, and i don't wanna use it. anyway can i get the membership from that and sell it here?

 

http://www.freecod.net/?i=46585

 

play wow alot

 

You know your addicted to wow.. when your /played days are more then 200 days total time played on 1 charecter..

 

thats not funny, thats just scary lol. i think i got 64 days on one of my 80's

nice job guys, keep 'em coming!

 

When your on facebook and you type 'r' before your sentance.

 

... when you exclaim "for the win/loss" aloud at the end of any sentence.

... when away from WoW all you think about is how that jackass ret pally needed on your tank boots and won it after a painfully longlasting dungeon.

... when you take even just a moment to consider option (A) get laid or option (B) 25-man ICC Guild clear... ever.

... when your teacher fails your essay paper because Turalyon wasn't a famous historical figure.

 

haha, love those two, both going on the list

 

You know your addicted to WoW when you yell out "lag" when you fail in real life.

 

Lmao, I do this XD

 

When you jump out of a plane, knowing that hitting 6 will ice block you.

 

you know you're addicted to WOW when you piss in a plant beside your computer because the bathroom is to far.

My little cousin did that shit. my Aunt flipped out

 

lmao xD