Alright, so there's a highlighter up my ass.

It's stuck, and I mean it's up there good. This is serious because it's really starting to hurt bad; it's stuck right in the area where you muscle contort and relax while your dumping your payload in the toilet.

The cap is off, and there's no ink (or so I believe).

I can't go to the hospital; how do you explain that to the doctor?

Seriously how the fuck do I get it out?!?!?!

I've tried using my fingers and needle nose plyers to get it out, but nothing. I even tried passing it out like a huge piece of shit.

I need help! FAST!!!!!

(should I just wait for my body to pass it out?)

 

Hmm, I would probably go to the doctor that's some serious shit lol.

 

Shit it out. Or at least enough to grab it and pull it out.

Failing that, go to the doctor. You're probably worried about your parents. The doctor doesn't care. He knows why it's up there and no explanation is needed.

You should get it out before it does any good damage.

 

May I ask how it got there?

 

Dildo.
Anyways..why can't you go to the hospital?

 

I think that everyone would be more comfortable if we didn't touch this subject.

 

kids these days love to experiment.
Go to doctor, don't need to explain it.
In Jackass the movie the guy shoved a toycar in a condom up his ass and he just shit it out is what the doctor told him.

I think he may have given him something to make him shit but i forgot.

 

Sadly, being the stupid person I am, I took advice that stimulating the ass was good (it was ) I didn't realize how hard it would be to get it out if it got stuck.

unfortunately it went cap (marker tip) end in. the cap was stuck too the bottom because I had no where else to put it. When I tried to pull it out, the cap just came off the bottom.

 

leave it in you are highlighting your asstributes

 

wait you shoved a highlighter without a cap up your ass? so the inside of it is likely highlighted? hahha

 

I lolled and it hurt my ass

 

Lol'd.

Anyways, you're telling me when you go into shit mode it doesn't move? Just use your pooper muscles to push it out, at least far enough to grab it.

 

Btw are we talking about like


or like

 

If this is not a troll thread I feel really bad for you lmfao.
Go see a doctor.

 

This is a troll.

Google search:
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=112390

hurpdedurp.

 

You should seek medical attention. Or also, you may poo it out however you should ask a doc first(he might just tell you to wait for a bowel movement)

 

Wtf.
I'd call the doctor and ask them, but wow.
LMAO

 

obvious troll is sharpie in pooper

 

Clearly this was a troll....I think most of us realized that, and for those who didn't, well I feel sorry for you. English I hope isn't your 1st language...


To the OP, stop trolling, and if it is real - just wait for the cycle of life to get it out. It's not that serious...plus don't stick that up there anyways - it's not healthy!

 

annoying troll

samefag