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How many times a week do you masturbate?

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  1. Alex1994

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    How many times a week do you masturbate?

    Well because of my lightning speed, generally 564 on average recorded, times a day. i do it in sesssion of 10-20 minutes, which counts for about 30-50 times.
     
  2. Guineapigcal

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    I can't masturbate cause I am a guinea pig and my paws don't reach tbh :/
     
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    Can't you just lick it or is that a dog-only thing?
     
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    Rofl!!
     
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    when my penis asks me to touch him... he is in supreme command.
     
  6. Anthony

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    How many times a week do you masturbate?

    Im a muslim, not loud.
     
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    doesn't that zillion times a day get old? nigger losers,etc,etc
     
  8. Guineapigcal

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    THAT'S RACIST!
    oh yea... Tofu I can't lick but you can for me :/

    Anthony, pretty sure muslims are loud :]
     
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    over 9000
     
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    over 1!!!
     
  11. Brendan

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    How many times a week do you masturbate?

    Erm (Counts fingers).......Oh yeah I don't masturbate.
     
  12. Guraton

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    yea u tu yungen ne
     
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    I've never masturbated.
     
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    I know that's gross
     
  15. wombakage

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    lol

    lol

    lol

    srs buisness



    I've cut down so it feels better
     
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    When i see something that sexually arouses me, i fap. like this sig above,
     
  17. Draucia

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    Does vagina rubbing count? I'm a girl wtf
     
  18. wombakage

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    Thanks bro, I made it

    Same thing, if i'm just feeling bored ill just whip it out


    Draucia, its well known that you fap while on teamviewer
     
  19. Draucia

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    Only to boys I like.
     
  20. Draucia

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    Wait do girls fap? Or is that just a male thing?
     
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