Bad Translator

bloehejeimer

 

"Hi"

...25 translations later we get:​

"Gray"
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Sythe is a good site"

...54 translations later we get:​

"High"

 

"Science is interesting, if you don't agree you can fuck off!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I agree you are interested In science, you will get!"

ok...

"I am a fucking pedophile if you don't like it than FUCK OFF?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Victim of sexual violence against children, marry me."

...25 translations later we get:

"I was a child sexual abuse, hell, I'm married?"

"I am a fucking pedophile if you don't like it than FUCK OFF!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sexual violence, and anyone else!" Change the "!" with a "?" and its funnier : Sexual violence, and anyone else?

"My dad used to sexual abuse me when I was 13. He had sex with my grandpa in my ass. I liked it alot!"

...25 translations later we get:

"My father was attacked, I was 13 years old. He and my grandmother, my ass. I love it!"

"Its a plane! Its a bird! Its sexual offended when he was 14 and exposed to a huge amount of radiation when he was 24 man!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Shopping! New! And in 1914 after terrorist attacks in 1924, and the Radiologist or not."

25 "This machine! It's a bird! 14 years old, so that radiation attack, 1924 Ahh!"

 

"This translator is wrong most of the time. Twenty-five translations later and this is what happens."

...25 translations later we get:

"its performance is not as before. 25 nights in the translation, it happened."

 

omg i remember this shit

 

Original text:

"Hey Marrow, I'm happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Daily was one of the best trolls of all time"

...54 translations later we get:

"Bone marrow space, and a good day for music lessons."

 

"I am not a fisherman."

...54 translations later we get:

"I like fish."

 

"So I heard you like women."

...25 translations later we get:

"I know I am a woman needs."

 

Original text:

"We should really go out tonight. You know, hang out with our girlfriends."

...25 translations later we get:

"Here we are. You know, friends."

 

"Hello, would you appreciate a very decent bath, which consists of chocolate sauce. It will cost you a dollar and a little blowjob. "

...25 translations later we get:

"Hello, I got a good price, be a mixture of chocolate sauce. Dollar and a bit of a language."

 

"Your name confuses my sense of integrity, kind sir, because I do not understand the relativity of this highly intense situation!"

...25 translations later we get:

"Mr. Knight, a sense of security in the name of the event is still confusing, I know!"