1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

495. If you die, you come back to life but you still have a gravestone...

 

496. I can wear a cape made of flowing lava, and not be burned.

 

497. We don't have blood

 

498. Dragons carry coins and armor and all that good stuff in their.. I don't know where

 

499. Ogres aren't that big.
500. You can never be nuded/completely naked.

 

Lol, you had to have the 500th post. >.>

501. If I decide to cut down some ivy, I will not gain anything, not even leaves. But maybe the occasional birds nest.

 

It can waste your fucking life.


Currently at 180 days playing time. That's half a fucking year.....I will never get back.

 

A random man can appear out of no where and start asking you trivia

 

501 Cats are actually evil

 

502. I made some great friends along the way.

 

503. It isn't possible to jump.

 

504. Trolls have feelings.

 

505. It takes a couple of seconds to cook fish.
506. You can eat a whole shark in 1-2 seconds!!

 

507. You can stand in the desert for infinite hours without getting thirsty or sunburned.

 

Actually... You need waterskins otherwise you'll get damaged. >.<

508. There are cockroaches more than twice the size of me.

 

509. I can drink endless amount of beers without being sick.

 

You can die in a huge crater filled with animals, then just respawn in your house

 

511. There are a number of gods. All with pretty ridiculous names

 

512. You can assist someone and teleport them to Camelot for under 1K

 

513. Although advanced weaponry may not exist, advanced transportation methods, namely teleportation, are widespread. Though the physics of teleportation are not understood by the people of the world, those of (relatively) advanced weaponry are.