Funny Omegle Chats

LOL...

who is No Intent?

 

Oh wait.

 

Stranger: Heya x.
You:Women?
Stranger:Yeahh lmao x
You: Isn't it quite dangerous having an internet router near the kitchen, oh wait is it wireless?
Stranger: What? :S
You: Make me a sammich.
Stranger: No tar.
You: Yeah I would like tar tar sauce on my sammich.
Stranger: Jerk...
You have disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: shit
Stranger: suck it
Stranger: why
You: cause
You: I have to go and suck dicks for money
You: in a minute
Stranger: suck mine
Stranger: i'll pay you
You: You'd have to be paying a lot more for something like that
You: asl?
Stranger: got any pics? i wanna know if you are worth it
Stranger: 20.m
You: 58, Male, China
You: what you say?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: c==3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Success!

 

Stranger: heyy
You: Hii
You: What's up babe
Stranger: nm you?
You: nm, just taking my pants off
Stranger: m?
You: Talk dirty to me.
Stranger: male or female?
You: Male
You: You?

 

You: Hi
Stranger: Hii
You: I need some help
Stranger: With
You: I read a bottle of Viagra, it said that if I have an erection lasting 4+ hours I should seek some help.
You: Well, it's been 5 hours and this thing is throbbing
Stranger: Ohh
You: Can you help me?
Stranger: How can I?
You: I'm gonna take my pants off now, talk dirty to me.
Stranger: Ok
You: Ok pants off.
Stranger: Wanna fuck me
You: In the ass?
Stranger: I like it rough and sweaty babe
Stranger: Yeah
You: Oh yeah, I'll give it to you rough and sweaty.
Stranger: Mmmmm
You: Mmmmmmmmm babe
Stranger: How big is it
You: Almost 3.5 inches
You: Biggest it's gotten in years, it's throbbing right now.
You: It's begging for you baby, what you gonna do bout it?
Stranger: Suck it
Stranger:
You: Oh yeah, I like that.
Stranger: Yeah mmm
You: Would you get a strapon and fuck me in the ass with it?
Stranger: U want that?
You: I want it bad.
You: I've been a bad boy.
Stranger: Mmm ok baby
You: Fuck me like my church minister used to until I hit puberty.
Stranger: Yeah u like that huh?
You: Oh yeah.
Stranger: Mmmm tight ass
You: Ya, it's gotten tight after so long.
You: I haven't had a real man treat me rough since your dad stopped analing me.
Stranger: Oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: Yoyoyoyooo
Stranger: Waddap dawgggy
Stranger: You wanna bark for me
Stranger: Ohh yeah bark
You: Shazooooooooooooooo
Stranger: No
Stranger: Cumm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: My dick's hard.
Stranger: wow
You: Just thought you should know.
You: Now...
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: My dick's hard.
You: 34/m/India my name is Ranjeet and I love turbans and bombs and shit.
Stranger: i'm gay
Stranger: sry 2 say that
You: Are you female?
Stranger: did i hurt u?
You: Are you female?
Stranger: neither m or f
You: Tranny?
Stranger: yes...
You: Aww ya baby.
You: Suck on your tits and feel your balls.....
You: Talk dirty to me.
Stranger: i'm shy..
You: It's alright babe.
You: What would you do to me?
Stranger: u intrested ?
You: Yes.
You: Interested? I'm compelled.
You: You sound so sexy.
Stranger: nah...
You: Yea you are.
You: I'd throw you against the wall and fuck you in the ass.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

eww who stickied this shit

 

I have moar

 

lol ?

 

You: asl
Stranger: m/17/us
You: 17/f/us
Stranger: horny?
You: hell yea
Stranger: make me cum
You: okay
You: I slowly pull down your pants..
You: I pull it out and start sucking...
You: Faster and faster...
You: I give you a great handjob...
Stranger: im about to cum
You: I slowly approach you..
You: I take out my huge dick and our cocks touch for the first time..
You: I bend you over and..
Stranger: asshole you wasted my fluid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Some retardo.

 

Sind did it. Only thing I found funny was that 78 year old one.

 

Aw, wasn't mine funny?
I find it quite original than the usual shit.

 

Well...pictures made his one fun.

 

lmao wow nice

 

I'm tempted to ban you for linking to a porn site........

 

Oh shit sorry. I didn't notice it was there. Edited.