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  1. Magic Arrow

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    Pick up lines.

    What are your favorite pick up lines. I try to make my own.

    This is one of my own.
    "Have you heard Jay-Z's 99 problems? Mind being my 100th?"

    Also, please don't go and Google responses. It just makes you look stupid.

    So which have you used.
     
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a knife now get in the van. :) Works every time.
     
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    Get your coat - you've pulled.
     
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    "I've been looking to employ a new sandwich maker...interested?"
     
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    Is there a mirror in your pants? cuz i can see myself in them :D
     
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    I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
     
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    I lost my teddy, can I sleep with you?
     
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    Roses are red, violets are fine; I'll be the six if you'll be the 9.
     
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    The classic one...say it all the time to ugly chicks for lulz...Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
     
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    Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long.
     
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    hey, lets fuck.
     
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    Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
     
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    can i have yo numba?
    ;)
     
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    If I were dyslexic I'd 96 you. ;)

    Bad_Moose's works effectively too.
     
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    him. I found the prefect job for you planting tulips
    her. where?
    him. on the tip of my dick ;p



    tulips = two lips
     
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    Lol you got that off of the show "Hannah Montana"


    "are u wearing a bra?" "what color?"
     
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    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
     
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    "My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"
     
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    Did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?
     
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    How do you know? Do you watch Hannah Montana? xD
     
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