1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

121. Killing dragons is great cash

 

122) If my RS character was in the Iraq war, I'd just turn on protect from range and run around with a dagger. I will definetely survive because I'm carrying multiple amounts of sharks in my backpack while sprinting.

 

123) i don't use my knife as a weapon

 

I don't think some of you get it. You're supposed to say ridiculous things that you can do in RS that seem ridiculous if you look at it from a irl point of view. So, "Jagex sucks ass!" or "This game has ruined everything bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" isn't really the point.

124) If someone is attacking me, going and up and down a ladder will prevent them from attacking me. Even though we keep passing each other going up and down the same ladder.

 

125. You can stab a man a million times and he won't die. You can also throw knives and he won't die.

 

126) the more i train, the stronger i become

 

127. I can always drink a strength potion when I'm feeling weak

 

128) I bury peoples bones after i kill people

 

129.) Teleportation is the quickest way to travel.

Also; stickied this, fun thread.

 

130) Listening to music makes helps me.. Not get tired?

 

131. You get Strange rocks when your cutting wood.

 

132. When im binded and teleblocked i might as well kill myself

133. Prayer stops me getting owned by rushers

 

134) Rune is FAKE i thought it was real when i first joined

 

135.) Pretty much everyone is helpless, and needs you, a complete stranger, to do a quest for them.

 

136. A dragon's fire breath can almost kill you.

 

137)you can fit HUGE sets of armor in a balloon and drop it from a ceiling witout the balloon popping

 

138)you can fit plate legs,plate body, helmet, and sheild in one convenient little box

139)you can magically teleport to another dimension that suites your lifes needs

140)a small exchange center can hold bazillions of different items to trade to other people

 

141) I can Convert a Fish into Solid Gold Coins

 

142. The Weather is almost always PERFECT.

 

143. I can murder people, steal from people, cut down trees, light fires anywere and noone can stop me !