1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

65. I can walk through people.

 

66. If I die, I am automagically burried.

 

67. i don't run from fights

 

68. I can smash rocks and be teleported somewhere.

 

69. I can't punch someone in the face if he takes something from me =/

 

70. When i die I respawn again

 

71. You can't swear in runescape
72. You can buy membership with your phone

 

74. I click a little clay tab and im magically teleported to anywhere i want

 

75. Pickpocketing people is a good idea

 

76) You Can die.

 

77) i now use mithril armour in my everyday adventures as a warrior, as it feels like i have nothing on

 

78) you can get addicted to something that is really boring

 

79. I can walk to as many fires as I want without going up in flames whilst wearing my lovely silk pants

 

79. If anybody offers to trim your skin/armour their lieing everyone knows you only get trimmed skin by doing a sun scroll/clue scroll.

 

80. I never have to use the bathroom

 

81) I can fight a dragon with my hands, loose, and respawn from the dead.

 

82) i now use flash effects in everday speech.

 

83) we are born with 10 hp? 9hp if ur rare breed

 

84) I only answer to my clan leader from now on

 

85) I've learned that you can store up to 2147M items in your bank, and it'll only use up one space!