1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

Tables of Contents:
*100th post by - driveahonda @page 5
*THREAD STICKIED - 4/2/2010 - Big thanks to Farcast!
*200th post by - Fed @page 11
*300th post by - Rhodesy @page 15
*400th post by - Insame @page 17
*500th post by - Insame @page 22
Officially halfway to 1000


PLEASE PUT A NUMBER BESIDE YOUR "LEARNING EXPIEREANCE"
*This is just for fun!

1. I can catch sharks with my bare hands.

 

2) I can carry 28 sharks, or 7 cannons in my backpack.

 

3) I can talk to a cat named Bob

 

I'll be serious
4) How to make steel bars

 

5) You'll never go to jail when you kill hundreds of people or light fires in public areas

 

4. I can go up/down with a knife on a log and turn it into a bow!

 

6) I can teleport to my house through a portal

 

7) When I chop a tree the tree disappears.

 

8) I can have a penguin for a pet and no one will be suspicious

 

9) I learned the names of different trees

10) I learned how smelting different ores produces a specific metal.

 

11) I learned that when you hit something, a number comes out of nowhere.

 

12) You can bury bones ANYWHERE!

 

When I kill people I get antiques to sell to a big armored scary dudes.

 

14) i can do 15s with a bronze 2h

 

15) Banks will keep thousands of logs for you until you need them.

 

i can eat over a million lobs, and never get fat.

 

Post number 18 so:

18) I can get 99 prayer without believing in any religion.

 

19) I can carry around a giant axe and slaughter small animals without anybody raising concerns.
20) If I murder somebody they come back outside of a castle and I get to keep their stuff.

 

21) I have to use a special bow to kill chompies

 

22.) Pixels ruin lives.