Funniest pk ever?

OK so i got my new pure from
~AWESOME~
and it's epic! so anyways i started to pk with it to try it out. It's cb 61 and i took it out with just a str pot rune scimmy and 2h str ammy and mnk robes. First fight i fought a guy with 99 str. he k0ed me cause i kept on getting shitty hits then ran outa food. almost made it to the bank w/ 4 life points lol. So then we rm'ed. Lol i killed him with my scimmy just hitting too high for him to eat that fast XD. 13k loot >.> NEXT FIGHT so there's this guy named rawwwrrzz or something. He was acting all 10 year oldish, and talking smack. He challenged me and i said kk. we fought down to me-out him-1 food, i ran and jumped the ditch, and then turned around and 2hed him. LOL NO FOOD AND I KOED HIM. so funny cause he came back and started swearing and stuff. XD it was hilarious. gf eh?

 

i was randomly killing a no armor person just chilling in pvp on my main. then next thing you know he became my target, i switch to dds fast and drop him right as he hops over ditch. owng luck

 

i do that all the time... while i run i turn aroudn and hit once, often k0s =)

 

Yep! there really funny. Now i face the choice... 99 str f2p pker? Or ultimate range gmauler?

 

I would say ultimate range gmauler.

 

mmmhmmm, 1 for gmauler.


EDIT: ok i could get 4 hp levels, 50 attack, and 90 range and gain 5 cb levels. I think i will pk for a bit, then start on this

 

Man, I was waiting for at the end a part that said something along the lines of a huge drop or something like that. But it was only about all the kid did (like every 10 year old on this game) was come back and swear

I was sad after reading this

 

TOday I got my first ancient stat, was amazing lmao. GOt it from the a noob then he rmed me. He pretty much lost his bank( Like a dmed lol)

 

sorry. Well it was a 60k drop at 12% ep meh.

 

So should I:
A. get 50 attack, 4 hp levels (to 72), keep 85 str, get 90 ranged and 86 mage for blitz and be the ultimate hybrid.
or sw ranged, get only a couple hp levels and be 99 range 99 str gmauler. probably around 68? cb.