i shat on porch

so i'm here with my friends. they all play runescape and got money. they wanted to ding dong ditch. sooo we went to this kids house. it was just me and one of my friends then, everyone else was somewhere else. i said "i should shat on porch!!" so we talked about it for like 10 minutes. I was like fuck it. I ended up shatting in their flower bed and put toilet paper around it. He then ran the door bell and screamed really loud. We were right out by the street light. So this guy's dogs are barking, and he hears a scream. we were in the light right outside his house. he walks outside and sees us. we all book it in different directions. he gets on his 4 wheeler really fast. we all ran to my friends house about a half mile away. we've been here about 45 minutes and he didn't come by. but the dude on the 4 wheeler went up to the persons house who's porch we shat on. i dunno wat do


tl;dr i shat on someones porch and almost got caught.

 

i didnt lol

 

cool story bro

 

tl;dr

 

They're coming for you.. Tic Toc Tic Toc

 

I raffed

 

i think i've heard that they were away on spring vacation lol. they'll have a nice surprise.

 

But why...

 

my friend told me he'd give me 4 pins.