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#1 - Aug 10, 2022 at 6:33 PM
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What do you get when you cross an octopus with an elephant?

You get your funding cut and a visit from the ethics committee.

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Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

It's two-tired.

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A burger walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'

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I only drink on days that end in Y

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Did you get this inspiration from my lovely joke? (not a joke)

I love the joke I used..

did you guys hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

pretty nuts..

since I used that one in the discord though

how do you make a tissue dance?

you put a little boogie in it

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@Worthy Services nows your time

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What happens when you touch dewayne Johnson’s butt?

You hit Rock bottom

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nice try Buzzfeed

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Don't train your shoulders.

It's a trap

My Vouches

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Boomers

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@ChellBell told me to pick up 6 cans of sprite from the store. When I got home I realized I picked 7up.

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