Old lady crying

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Old lady crying
  1. Unread #1 - Feb 26, 2010 at 3:37 AM
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    Old lady crying

    I thought this was funny:

    When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near J.C.Pennys and she was crying her eyes out.

    I stopped and asked her what was wrong, and she said: "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground brewed coffee."

    I said :"Well, then why are you crying?" She said: "he makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon."

    I said; "Well, so why are you crying?" She said: "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite desert and then makes love to me until 2 a.m."

    I said: "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!!!!!!"
     
  3. Unread #2 - Feb 26, 2010 at 3:56 AM
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    Old lady crying

    Lol... it was funny but I could think of better ways you could make this into a thread.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Feb 26, 2010 at 4:18 AM
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    Old lady crying

    I bet this isn't even real lol. I read a joke about it once. Only it was an old man and a young wife.
     
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    Old lady crying

    I think it was meant to be a joke :/ ^
     
  9. Unread #5 - Feb 26, 2010 at 7:38 AM
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    Old lady crying

    Mean; lol.
    I assume it's fake :p
     
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