What is the best instant pancake mixer in the WORLD?

Alright guy's.... The last time i EVER had pancake was pretty much 3 to 5 years ago. And i don't know about you. But im prety fucking hungry for pancakes. And tonight it is my personal life goal to head down to walmart and buy me some pancake mixer.

So my question to you before i start heading off. What is the BEST instant pancake mixer in the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD that i can get at walmart.


Answer my question and help me reach my goal to have a instant orgasm in my mouth with PANCAKES!

 

Bisquick. But I'd advise you getting someone else to cook you them. Go to iHop or some place similar to it.

 

I been hearing from friends that Bisquick is great. And im also hearing that Aunt Jemima pancakes are prety awsome to.

But if you guy's think another version is better then please tell me.

 

Yesterday was free pancake day at IHOP

Can I get a too late?

 

=[[[. Help me commit suicide please? I prefer to commit suicide but stuffing my mouth full of pancakes untill i suffocate! YAY!

 

Trader Joe's pancakes are pretty good. Also homemade pancakes are better then the prepackaged kind.

 

Yeah now I'm gonna go make some pancakes, lol. Bisquick ftw.

 

AUNT JEMIMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Although, I prefer waffles.

 

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