My Mom Is Pissing Me Off!!!

Just leave anyway? Whats the worst she'll do?

 

Get ahold of the oatmeal and flush it down the toilet.
Then call CPS and tell them your mom is abusing you. Also tell them that she's a nutjob.

I mean seriously, my family is catholic but my parents (even though they're both old-school) don't force me to do anything I don't want to during Lent.

 

I have an idea.
Construct a cross bigger than yourself out of the thickest, heaviest wood possible that you can find.
Have her carry it over her shoulders a mile down the road while you throw rocks at her and curse her name.
Then, if she succeeds, you succumb to her authority.
If not, then enjoy your pizza.

 

Your mom is that much of a bitch but she lets you have a girlfriend?

 

Speaking from Experience it may be time to face the fact that your a Male. Simply meaning that once your Mother stops all of the above, your Wife will begin. Don't try to figure out how to make it stop, figure out how best to deal with it. Ever wonder why your dad hangs out on the bathroom so long? Eventually, Death will begin to look attractive.

 

Try hitting her.

...or you can make a thread about it on Sythe.

 

Just tell her you don't wanna put up with this bullshit.