{WOMB} How to be a hipster!{WOMB}

How can you be a hipster? You can't. But you can do your best! Hipsters can be pretty cool. Sometimes they aren't. But still it can't hurt to know how to blend in with them. You probably know hipsters if you live in New York, Vermont, Massachusetts, college towns, prep areas, england, or canada (the motherland eh?).

Step one: Footwear. NO CONVERSE, don't look like a poser. Any saucony track shoe, or top siders will work.



Step two, the glasses. Anything that resemble wayfarers. You will have to say they are prescription though, even if they aren't. Its part of being a hipster.



Step three, the ipod. God a new ipod? TOO BAD!
you need an old beaten up one with only obscure music on it.



Step four, MUSIC. Only this site. And some Beyonce. And some Busta Rhymes. Anything else sucks. You don't even have to like the music. You have to harbor a deep hatred for anything "mainstream". When talking to another hipster you may be challenged. Your response is to name terrible bands that are "indie". Sometimes you can make them up. Like the "Politically correct Lumberjacks". That probably is a bad swedish indie group though.



Pitchfork


Step five, Shirts!

ONLY V NECKS! You will probably look weird, but don't worry its fine.




Step Six WATCH

Probably this
http://www.casio.com/products/Timepiece/G-Shock_Mini/GMN550_Series/

yeah, its cool

Step Seven. SKINNIES. Be careful, you may look scene.




Step eight. Act too cool for everyone else. Also be sarcastic. So just be a total jerk and you'll be a hipster. Also starve yourself so you can be skinny. Not really worth it but you wanna fit in!

Step nine The ciggies! Must be hand rolled. Otherwise you are supporting facist conformist tobacco companies being supported with blood money.


Warning may cause lung cancer (Smoking sucks)


Step ten NEVER EVER SAY YOU OR ANYONE ELSE IS A HIPSTER. YOU WILL BE STABBED TO DEATH WITH A "REDUNDANT FLYING SQUIRRELS" CD (EVER HEARD OF THAT BAND? THEY DON'T EXIST yet)



Step 10

Smoke plently of herb. But no bongs aloud, since those are for frat kids.
If you can, smoke publicly to show your sustain for society. But even when baked, you still cannot laugh.

SO yeah this was my guide to being a hipster!! Hope you enjoyed​

 

was this a joke guide or not? its decently written but the idea behind it makes it seem like a joke. if its not ill say 7/10

 

lmao, hipsters are a joke. That's why, it's a joke in itself. Best guide award

 

Hah thanks! Yeah i live in an area with a lot of them. But people do want to be hipsters, so i hope this will be of good use!

 

Your Fucking God Lol!

Loved This Guide 99/10

 

Awww <3 Thanks!

 

Lmfao, loving the red skinnies >.>

Nice guide lol

 

Starve yourself, it is not really worth it but youll fit in.

^ OMG LOVE IT!

 

This is a nice guide even though I don't like the topic myself. I like how you bolded and italicized the step _ part. I also like your use of pictures after the steps.

Something you could improve on is adding a bit more detail to your guide. Also, you could improve on making the guide more visually stimulating by using different colors and messing with the sizes and etc.

 

Added two more steps + Colors