Need an alternative to saying "I Love you" on Valentines day.

Love ya babe, or tell her in the letter that you forgot your name and your new name is Bojangles the dark elf.

 

Sit on me and swivel (inb4infracshun)

 

Yeah, trust me - Just the fact that you remembered the one month is instawin. I don't remember any of the "anniversary" days anymore, lol.

"Happy valentines day/one month" is sufficient enough. In fact, I probably wouldn't even sign your name to be honest. This isn't some sort of formal letter, really. She knows who you are.

 

idk lol

 

how about i hate you

 

I agree with Spyike, write 2-3 lines then sign it something like "Happy Valentines Day, -name here-"

 

I'm just gonna put "Happy 1 month/Valentines day".

Kinda cute and it will make her smile.

 

Baby, I Am Real Love You. You Is My One And Only. Yes. This True. And This Not Just Because My Other Wifes Fall Off Cliff.

I Am Want Make Babies With You Many Of Alltimes, But There Too Many People In World. Sometimes I Consider Steal Bus On Way To Work And Make Afterbirth Abortioningments To Make Room, But I Not Do This. It Bad. I Just Wish Less People On Earth.

I Buy This Card Instead.

 

Happy 1 Month/Now wheres the sex

 

I already know i'm having sex on v-day.

 

Happy Not-Quite-In-Love-Yet-But-We-Might-Get-There-One-Day-Day.

 

Baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We can do it real big, bigger than you ever done it
You be up on everything, other hoes ain't never on it
I want this forever, I swear I can spend whatever on it

before she reads it, cut a hole in your pocket, hold something in each hand and ask her to get the card out of your pocket

 

"I adore you" lol jk just say happy valentines day and one motnh anniversary, from jordan

 

not to be stereotypical, but it is FUCKING AMAZING how much shit a bunch of nerds can come up with

... my vote goes to fuck me raw....


rofl.

 

Well you still have time to learn how to cook based on these retarded suggestions lol

 

just put what in your heart,and tell her how you feel about her

 

I like this, it's cute.

As for me, I don't bother with cards. Actions speak louder than words.

 

Best saying would be "i love you"

 

i would chose the 2nd example

 

The immaturity in here astounds me. Especially, since the original poster tried to come off as serious as possible.