Covid might've finally got my ass

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Covid might've finally got my ass
  1. Unread #1 - May 10, 2022 at 11:56 PM
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    Covid might've finally got my ass

    I managed to dodge and escape from Covids grasp until today. It isn't even my fault I'm still wearing a mask when out in public, a family member found out they had gotten it on Sunday and appear to have passed it onto me.

    I expect tonight to be my final night of normal bearable sleep and expect tomorrow to be hell, When I took the vaccines each time they fucked me up good and left me barely able to move for nearly 2 weeks each time and expect the same from the actual virus.

    will update tomorrow
     
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  3. Unread #2 - May 11, 2022 at 12:58 AM
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    Good luck Soldier
     
  5. Unread #3 - May 11, 2022 at 1:48 AM
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    Wish you luck drink lots of water, vitamin c, zinc, and some multivitamins on top of it. Switch from ibuprofen (600mg unless u hella skinny) to acetaminophen(paracitamol 500mg) every 3 hours to keep your temp down (4 hours maximum)
     
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    taping a dirty piece of cloth to your face and breathing in the bacteria all day probably helped enormously
     
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    Covid might've finally got my ass

    Around a week ago I suffered the same, was not funny tbh..
    EDIT: Got no vaccines on me
     
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    Covid might've finally got my ass

    Ive been awake for about 3 hours now. First thing I did was go brush my teeth then hop in the shower.
    When in the shower I wasn't sure if I could taste anything so i put soap in my mouth and couldnt taste it so I then decided to blow some bubbles.
    I was in the shower for about 30 minutes before getting out and realizing I was freezing cold.
    It's 20 Celsius outside right now and Im wearing some thermals, have 2 blankets wrapped around me and my PC running benchmarks to warm up my room. This is barely enough to keep my scrawny 145 lb ass warm.


    This is only day one and know that the final days are going to be the worst.
     
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    Covid might've finally got my ass

    if it's any consolation everyone I know has le meme flu rn including me
    come trade shit coins in #crypto-discussion and try forget about it
     
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    I hope you feel better soon :)
     
  21. Unread #11 - May 12, 2022 at 11:53 AM
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    Day 2:
    I sometimes get these really weird deep lower backpains that make it impossible to lay down or sit properly.

    I've been drinking so much fluid and eating almost nothing. I'm drinking about 1 litre an hour and pissed about 15 times yesterday. Not wanting to get up to use the bathroom every 10 minutes, I hold it in as long as possible and whenever I piss its painful.

    Last night it took me a long time to fall asleep, my throat was dry as fuck and no matter how much I drank my throat felt like it was constantly getting cut whenever I would breathe.

    Ive probably consumed less than a thousand calories yesterday so I checked my weight this morning and will compare it to my weight at the end. Current Weight: 144.3 lbs
     
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    Day 3-5: My entire families got it now, Im still doing the worst of them all. My biggest concern is my brother as he has a bunch of different serious health issues and has a surgery in about a 2-3 weeks.
    I'm taking about 2000mg of acetaminophen a day, I hate waking up in the morning Im in so much pain as I havent taking a tylenol in like 8 hours.
    I figured out that I cant eat any solids for the most part as they just require too much effort to chew and swallow and cause a lot of pain going down. So Im limited to only eating liquidy things like soups, cereal (after letting it sit and soften up), porridge / oatmeal. Im eating about 800 calories a day at the moment. My family says I look like horrible whenever they see me around the house saying my skin looks off coloured and my eyes are pretty red.

    Most importantly its been a week since ive jerked off, all I can think about is cumming and cant wait to rub one out to a picture of @Hex once I feel better
     
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    Why would you let it come through your ass?
     
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    Day 6: Feeling a lot better, someone told me to take an EMERGEN C yesterday morning and I think that helped a lot. Moving around still leaves me tired and short of breath. Trying to speak after moving around causes me to choke/cough from lack of oxygen which is a little scary. But I can finally sleep and not be in serious pain. My throat is still in pain but the tylenol is still helping a lot with that and I'm finally getting an apetite back.

    Mr jack sadly this is real but I promise the orgies will recommence once I get better as I dont want your 430 lb ass dying from covid
     
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    Drink a lot of liquids and rest more
     
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