Movie Quotes

Post some of your favorite movie quotes. One that I always loved is from Office Space (1999).

 

"The greatest thrill is not to kill but to let live."



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4xueqvdb-8

Movie is fucking sad as hell

 

The Step Brothers
'THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY I FELL OFF MY FUCKING DINOSAUR'

 

From The Fugitive (1993)
you might have to see the movie to see the humour in it

 

Cop: "Sir, do you classify as human?"

Korbin Dallas: "Uhh, negative. I am a meat popsicle"

The Fifth Element FTW



and I must add the best bits from The Jerky Boys:

Johnny: [being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Oh, God! My mother, she woke me up today. She poured a hot pan of grease all over my chest and my ass and genitals and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.
Burger Bob Customer: What does that have to do with ANYTHING?
Johnny: [being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Because I can't see damn it, you son of a bitch




[Kamal throws a piece of cement to Foreman's head]
Construction Foreman: Hey, you two, Johnny and Kamal, get back to work, we got a job to finish here!
Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, were you trying to get me, sweetie cakes?
Construction Foreman: Goddamnit Johnny, cut the bullshit, huh?
Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, yeah? Why don't you come up here and show me your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge and I'll fur you up head up first into a fuckin' sailor dive and I'll join with you down in the water and I'll rub all sea weed all over your ass and you neck and shit. Oooh, we'll have a good time!
Construction Foreman: That's it, you two! You're fired!

 

Do you feel lucky, punk.

I'll make him an offer he cant refuse.

 

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_M9WrTC_qM&NR=1

My Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.

 

"yeahhahahahah baby get some!"

- Avatar Chain Gun Man

 

American Pie 3 - The Wedding

 

Did anyone say this yet?

"There is no spoon."

 

Jules from Pulp Fiction

"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"
"What?"
"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?"

 

"Yes."
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
The only sentance that made sense.

 

I havn't seen this movie in a while so im gonna try and remember the quote best i can.
reporter"blablabla smell the roses"
dewey cox "I HAVE NO FUCKING SENSE OF SMELL"

Also from animal house
"you guys playing cards?"

 

I havn't seen this movie in a while so im gonna try and remember the quote best i can.
reporter"blablabla smell the roses"
dewey cox "I HAVE NO FUCKING SENSE OF SMELL"

Also from animal house
"you guys playing cards?"

 

im tired of all these mutha fuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin plane..lol


ill be back