Who is funny here? I need your help. [giving gamecard rs]

I am looking for a dialogue on how you would help this person out because he is non english speaking (You can make him speak broken English for the dialogue)...anyways it has to be close to 4 minutes and I'm paying by runescape game card code or $7.00 paypal.

A non-English speaking customer, who lives 10 miles away, calls to ask for directions to your store.

The above is what the situation is how would you help the non english speaking person

example:

Jeff: Hello, Wall-mart here how may I help you?

Non english guy: I r need directons to store

And so on..please make it funny!

 

What's this actually for?

 

Alright I will do it.
As long as you will pay me 100%?
Because after I write it and you say no...
Then it's just like I did 4 minutes of writing for nothing...

 

Jeff: Hello, Wall-mart here how may I help you?
Non english guy: I r need directons to store
Jeff: Sir, I can't understand a word you said.
Non english guy: I know understand
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: Sir, you're going to have to speak up.
Non english guy: I KNOW UNDERSTAND
Jeff: I'm going to have to ask you to stop yelling, or i'll have to hang-up.
Non english guy: maricón.....
Jeff: Right back at you, bro.
Non english guy: I'm hanging up now.

Should be about two minutes.

 

I actually lol'd.