i just gave my sister a facial

fuck. so last night i was in bed fappin, right? i ejaculated prematurely and didnt want to make a mess so i ran real quick toward the bathroom. it just started going off and in the hallways i collided with my 6 year old sister. so she was basically like wtf and said 'ew what is that'. i pulled my pants up real quick and walked her to the bathroom to wash all the stuff from her face. wtf do i do guys? shes asleep right now but she might get up and tell my parents. omg plz help.

 

You do it again, when she's asleep k?

 

Holy shit ur screwed, lol. Erm, tell her you were building a project with this sticky glue and you got some on your hands and ran to the bathroom, you ran into her and now it got on her. Wash it off and hope she doesn't ask questions.

 

shit but i think she saw my dick. we have one of those night lights in the wall way. omg what if she asks questions when she grows up? fuck fuck fuck

 

Say you sleep naked. Better that than what u were doing.

 

Might have to adjust the story building a bridge naked? Hmmmm

 

She WILL remember if u make it a big deal, do NOT bring it up, and try talkig about something she likes.

 

dont say anything to her, if ur parents ask what u got on her face, just say it was glue, they wont believe her.

 

Agreed, u ever heard of lookboth ways before crossing the road? Same thing applies...

 

Lol everybody's taking it all srs, wtf?

 

Good job, Grave.

 

lold. Cool story bro =)

 

ask your mom... She is a very wise woman, shell know wht Is to be done

 

How could she see your 1 inch penis?

 

6 years-old to 40 years-old.. In short she is a woman and they never forget anything. You're Doomed...

 

I did this once.

I'm sure your sister remembers, and she didn't say anything to your parents.

 

MMmmmm

wait...

 

Hey grave, that's sick, but you should just say, you were doing something with glue it went into your pants(like it was the whole thing) and you pulled them down to avoid things(you know), so you ran into bath to clean your legs and shit...

 

holy shit you guys are srs? what a bunch of dumbasses