[Free]My Complete Skilling Promotion[Holiday Special]

Mods, please don't lock.

I'll just post it here in the spam forum. As most of you know, I run a skilling service here on Sythe, which can be found here.

I'm offering 1 free job to whoever can say the funniest thing/joke. Try to be original please.

It doesn't take that much for me to laugh. This is my way of giving out to the community.

After the free job have been taken, I'll offer $1 depending on how good your post was. So start posting away.

 

Hm, how much cash worth of skilling are you doing?

 

what is a skuller?

is it wen u get a skull from teh wilde?

 

Keep going

 

if it is,,

nice try scamming me
i know dis trick
its wen u tell sumone u gnna give something 4 free,then u take him too da wildee and kill him

mods plz lock and prevent others from bieng scamemd
thnx

 

Did you know in Peru where gohan lives instead of santa claus they have rapists and muggers

 

Police are looking for a person that steals vibrators, licks balls and likes it up the arse.

What shall I do? Pretend I don't know you?

 

you almost won but, obvious ban evader is obvious

 

Mine is win.

 

So far

 

wtf man i aint no ban evader

nigga heres my ip

208.67.222.218

 

A black man, a jew, and a mexican walk into a bar.

The bartender says



GET THE FUCK OUT!

 

this is the win ;

 

a mexican walks into a bar.

the bartender says.

PRISON BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK

 

I got a phone call from someone saying they saw a retarded man in pink underwear with a black baby running around.

Where are you man, Im worried

 

*Whips out Joke Books*

Have you heard of the sarcastic washing machine?
It takes the piss out your knickers.

A women and a womens conversation: "Oh my god, I heard you got robbed the other day."

"Yeah, it was terrifying, he said: Suck me off or give me your phone".

".. I see you still have your phone".

And finally..

A blond and a brunette are watching TV. An urgent news flash came up: "A man is about to commit suicide by jumping off a building". The brunette says: "I bet your £50 he doesn't jump". The blond replies: "I bet you £50 he does". Eventually the man jumps and the brunette gets the cash. Later on she says: "Sorry, I cheated before, I'd watched the earlier news report, that was just a replay". The blond replys: "No worry, I also watched it, I just didn't think he'd do it again".

I know that's tl;dr for a tiny punchline, but ah well.

There the main jokes I know.

 

*Whips out Joke Books*

Have you heard of the sarcastic washing machine?
It takes the piss out your knickers.

A women and a womens conversation: "Oh my god, I heard you got robbed the other day."

"Yeah, it was terrifying, he said: Suck me off or give me your phone".

".. I see you still have your phone".

And finally..

A blond and a brunette are watching TV. An urgent news flash came up: "A man is about to commit suicide by jumping off a building". The brunette says: "I bet your £50 he doesn't jump". The blond replies: "I bet you £50 he does". Eventually the man jumps and the brunette gets the cash. Later on she says: "Sorry, I cheated before, I'd watched the earlier news report, that was just a replay". The blond replys: "No worry, I also watched it, I just didn't think he'd do it again".

I know that's tl;dr for a tiny punchline, but ah well.

There the main jokes I know.

 

That is a shit version of mine.