101 response's to door to door Mormons.

I am sorry if this offends your religion, but its the spam fourm, gotta do it!

Okay well, I just had some of those door to door mormon's come to my house and try to force me to believe that some guy named jospeph or something saw "god" and some indians where involved or something or another, anywho, my response was as follows "I dont believe "god" would send twenty year olds to come to my house to make me believe in him/her"
My only wish now is that I would have said something different to ruin there day. Thus the creation of this thread. I know the people of the spam fourm are intellegent enough to come up with atleast 100, so lets see what kind of response people would have to these bible pushing mormons.

Remember try to keep it in the genre of ruining there day.


here is mine,
1.) have a friend ready (preferably the same sex as you) ready for this =P, get them to take off there shirt and only wear tight small short and crawl on all fours. whilst talking to the mormons, have your friend crawl to you and have him/her say "master, im ready for more punishment."

^^^ if that wont ruin there day, im sure they will be left wondering what the fuck just happened.

 

2. Open the door naked.

 

Show them meatspin

 

4. Tell them to fuck off and shut the door.

 

5. Obvious Troll Is Obvious.

 

6. Open the door while performing a satanic ritual

 

7. Why did your prophet read your scriptures out of hats, and promote racial segregation towards blacks? Doesn't that seem sort of dum dum dum dum dum?

 

/Seriously just shut your door - this is a n00b thread

 

Offer them a bowl of NiggBalls?